I'm lovin it

Yeah, the colors blue and brown actually go very well together

#46- If I'm not mistaken, that's the second time I've seen one of your comments talking about blue and brown and not having anything to do with the FML. What are you talking about?

Isn't blue and brown a reference to working class jobs? Like working on a factory shop floor or something. (Why has the comment I replied to been deleted?)

What does the FML team have against blue and brown?

I like to shove marbles up my arsehole and giggle like a horsey-horse.

58- not sure if modded... or just randomness.

Yeah they changed it for me. Come on, surely you can do better.

58 is beginning to worry me.

I wouldn't tempt Alan, wallandpeice. He has ways of dealing with people. Your original comment wasn't any better, anyway.

Doesn't Alan have better things to be doing?

Yay! Fml team cracking down on dumb comments!

I wish you could thumb up the fml team >.

I'm actually really loving this Alan guy.

I like this comment.... Because there is LOTS they could be doing. I'm a swing manager there and the jobs never stop for my crew even on the slowest nights.

96 - That is exactly what I meant. There is always something else to do. I didn't choose my word very carefull, because I am not English. Sorry!

You should apply for the same job as the OP has.

Why? So that he could have the exact same FML as OP?

I feel the same way... working at dunkin donuts is just as boring.

Op and yourself should become housemaids if you really want to clean up messed that much.

2- come to my house, you will have hours of fun here! :)

#91 I said sometimes..... just kidding I'll be over there soon.

You two must have swag

I have to try that!

I need to do that.

I usually change my accent each time while giving the order. One day we shall meet up in a drive thru and have a voice off. Lol

One of my friends who works there does different movie character voices. It's really damn creepy when Gollum's voice comes out of the speaker saying, "Would you like to try an apple pie, my precious?"

#5. In response to your question, I will submit to you as fact: Those were in fact not the commonly occurring tornadoes you would find so naturally in nature. But rather the end result when Chuck Norris gained Intel that Ronnie 'The Don' McDonald was hiding out in one of his slop houses. Nobody stiffs Chuck Norris in a poker game. Ever

just a quick question, does anyone else dislike Chuck Norris jokes? or am I the only one?

See, he is so skilled that he even ended Noor's reply with a period while banging her head on the keyboard.

Some McDonald's are open 24 hours so they could have been on a night shift.

Well, Chuck Norris does like to prove a point...

I do every morning!

Instead, deal with the leftovers of a disgusting customer!

Future FML: Today, I had the the most disgusting day with my job at McDonald's. Some mom let her kid have diarrhea inside the playpen. It went from the top of the slide down and into the balls. My boss suggested I should do it, because I always looked bored at work. It was a huge mess. FML.