By sakura_girl - 04/11/2011 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 742
You deserved it 2 952

sakura_girl tells us more.

Patient needs routine blood investigations; medical student needs more experience. That's the gist of it.

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Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!

I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!

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First comment

Nobody gives a shit.

No you idiot! It's suicide to first on fml!

What a great job you have, pal

Well.. you sir just took that one opportunity,,, THAT ONE OPPORTUNITY! To be first comment and squashed it like a watermelon hitting the side of a building... I hope you're happy!

Skitzo people are so fun to be around. As long as they're aren't any dangerous weapons around...... Becausw when they're angry. It's every man for himself :( But its stuff a thrill!!! >:D This is why I visit my friends Grandpa often.

Hahahahahahaha. You deserved it.

... Why? They didn't do anything. It may be a sink or swim type of teaching, but they didn't deserve it.

You sir, dont deserve to be breathing my air.

Hahahahahahaha. Yeah! YDI! Next time, tell the crazy Guy to go fuck himself!

Shame on you #2 and #24!!! Schizophrenia is not something to be laughed at, or at the people looking after Schizophrenics.

Hahahahahahaha. You're retarded.

Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!

No, TAKING HIS FUCKING BLOOD.

Eventually this will turn into a cool story to tell... but thats "crazy!"! O.O... Ok ok.. Bad joke.

I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!

OP gained 50 XP. What? OP is evolving!

*hits B to stop evolution.* >:]

I evolved my Pansage just before I read this Coincidence?? Probably. But mildly interesting all the same.

Your pic is epic

No! You hit (B), look at what you've done! *points to mutated, half-evolved OP*

I think OP was like that before i hit (B). tehe just kidding :)

Now OP is a freak! As opposed to before... Lol

Hehehe, like the half-evolved dinosaur that I am, I had to look up what 'OP' meant before I realised you were talking about me! Can't you reload to previous save? I had so much potential.

bamagrl410 31

A cookie monster toy commercial came on right as I saw your profile pic. Coincidence?

Ha, an actual reply from the OP of an FML! My life is complete lol.

That's how you learn.

Maybe he though he would 'throw you in at the deep end' to help you learn quicker

Docbastard?? It always takes two tries with me... The nurses always have to switch arms and I walk out looking like a track mark junkie.

Sure they do...junkies always have an excuse for looking like junkies.

The H in my pocket isn't a give away?

kicky, email meh friend.

He's building your character

bloody hell.

That was epic.

I had to comment twice. I just had to.

Did anybody else read this in an accent?

Knock him out with chloroform, take his blood and then give him a lollypop. :3