By sakura_girl - 04/11/2011 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML
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sakura_girl 14

Patient needs routine blood investigations; medical student needs more experience. That's the gist of it.

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Fuzzbump 5

Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!

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mcpretzel 0

I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!

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deviable 9

No you idiot! It's suicide to first on fml!

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cupcakesnpot 9

Well.. you sir just took that one opportunity,,, THAT ONE OPPORTUNITY! To be first comment and squashed it like a watermelon hitting the side of a building... I hope you're happy!

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LiyIa_fml 8

Skitzo people are so fun to be around. As long as they're aren't any dangerous weapons around...... Becausw when they're angry. It's every man for himself :( But its stuff a thrill!!! >:D This is why I visit my friends Grandpa often.

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deviable 9

... Why? They didn't do anything. It may be a sink or swim type of teaching, but they didn't deserve it.

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Rob777 0

You sir, dont deserve to be breathing my air.

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Hahahahahahaha. Yeah! YDI! Next time, tell the crazy Guy to go **** himself!

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Savra_fml 17

Shame on you #2 and #24!!! Schizophrenia is not something to be laughed at, or at the people looking after Schizophrenics.

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Fuzzbump 5

Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!

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cookie_3008 4

Eventually this will turn into a cool story to tell... but thats "crazy!"! O.O... Ok ok.. Bad joke.

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mcpretzel 0

I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!

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drawmesunshine 17

I evolved my Pansage just before I read this Coincidence?? Probably. But mildly interesting all the same.

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The_Troller 14

No! You hit (B), look at what you've done! *points to mutated, half-evolved OP*

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wisericky 12

I think OP was like that before i hit (B). tehe just kidding :)

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DynamicDave 11

Now OP is a freak! As opposed to before... Lol

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sakura_girl 14

Hehehe, like the half-evolved dinosaur that I am, I had to look up what 'OP' meant before I realised you were talking about me! Can't you reload to previous save? I had so much potential.

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bamagrl410 31

A cookie monster toy commercial came on right as I saw your profile pic. Coincidence?

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DynamicDave 11

Ha, an actual reply from the OP of an FML! My life is complete lol.

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Lukeloveshugs 8

Maybe he though he would 'throw you in at the deep end' to help you learn quicker

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ikickgingers 15

Docbastard?? It always takes two tries with me... The nurses always have to switch arms and I walk out looking like a track mark junkie.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sure they do...junkies always have an excuse for looking like junkies.

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ikickgingers 15

The H in my pocket isn't a give away?

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a_lenzmeier 11

I had to comment twice. I just had to.

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andyyroxx 20

Did anybody else read this in an accent?

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wisericky 12

Knock him out with chloroform, take his blood and then give him a lollypop. :3

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