FML : Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she...

Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By injuredwifelady / Tuesday 23 February 2016 08:23 / United States - Omaha

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By WCARlover | 34

#6543346 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:04

I bet that wasn't the only pussy he drove away that night

By gamermonster | 34

#6543328 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 17:59

I sure hope your legs don't get infected. Heal quick OP.

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By gamermonster | 34

#6543328 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 17:59

I sure hope your legs don't get infected. Heal quick OP.

By Emma1562 | 33

#6543335 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:01

Dang that's unfortunate, next time keep her above the covers

PencilTips | 19

#6543352 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:07

Those things know how to get anywhere and anyplace it's scary. Also, once they find a comfort zone, you best not mess with them.

By whoredom | 21

#6543337 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Emma1562 | 33

#6543341 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:02

All those puns are a CATastrophy

Yuso_Yagari | 9

#6543460 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 19:45

You've got to be kitten me

NomeDMF | 17

#6543643 - Wednesday 24 February 2016 1:32

Tried a little too hard there.

By senor_octubre | 24

#6543342 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:03

That's hilarious that your husband Dutch ovened your cat. But seriously fyl hope your legs get better

By kokomo777 | 17

#6543343 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:03

Rub catnip on his legs tonight. Hope your legs heal, OP!

confused_wandere | 26

#6543515 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 20:41

Well that's just cruel isn't it? What he did was completely accidental.

DoomedGemini | 37

#6543626 - Wednesday 24 February 2016 0:38

No he purposefully Dutch ovened the cat. The injuries to op were accidental but he made the choice to be a dick to the cat.

confused_wandere | 26

#6543689 - Wednesday 24 February 2016 2:24

So that means she should purposely hurt him? It sucks majorly that she got hurt, but that wasn't his intenion. You can't just hurt someone on purpose to get back at them.