By bottomdrawerraider - 17/11/2010 17:13 - United States
  Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
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  xlossofmex  |  0

Uh, just because a woman has toys doesn't mean she doesn't have a man. Try having sex with the same person for several years and you will want to change things up. Toys can be great for foreplay and other things.