By bottomdrawerraider - 17/11/2010 17:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
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sourgirl101 28

He smacked the pussy with the dildo? What has dad been teaching him?

YDI for letting something as personal as a dildo on a place where a three year old can grab it.

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at least she didn't borrow it

lol mushroom print!

is the cat ok at least?

FunwithBumperCar 0

It's a feisty little pussy.

so he hit your pussy with a dildo?

xiShawnx 0

42 way to steal sourgirl101's comment, dumbass.

Ahhahahhahhhaah omg i laughed so hard reading this one.

ishawn name one of Robert Nesta's songs.. please

Brannie 4

there's a new meaning to the term "i beat the pussy"

YDI for letting something as personal as a dildo on a place where a three year old can grab it.

Tikwichka 5

If FML has taught us anything, it is that pets or children *will* find the bottom-drawer dildo.

everlife_333 3

lol you make a good point.

romano07 0

7, now I know where your dildo is!! ;D

Can't they go in a box in the closet or something?

Thats to much work ;(

I agree just keep it in you're twat, the kid will have a hard time finding that, there is a chance he might still, but a small one

Tikwichka 5

36, read the OP's username. *sigh*

YDI for raising a bastard child who abuses animals.

u deserve to get run over by a train u shitbag..

Oh, yeah? Well...actually yeah, 24 basically covered it.

NOWHERE in this FML does it say she isn't married to his father...

sourgirl101 28

He smacked the pussy with the dildo? What has dad been teaching him?

omg awsome comment

VolcomTL 0

LOL.^

unomo 0

WIN!!!

furshur23 0

that just rocked my world

lol poor pussy

jknjonas 0

totally just made my day

haha success!

just...brilliant.

Lolpancakes 0

Poor spaghetti cat.

let us weep for him

You should use the dildo more often, to avoid having more babies that will eventually become three year olds.

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Is your pussy not horny? And why did it stratch your baby?

eatlesschipmunks 0

YDI for having a pink dildo and letting a 3 year old get it, get a man

xlossofmex 0

Uh, just because a woman has toys doesn't mean she doesn't have a man. Try having sex with the same person for several years and you will want to change things up. Toys can be great for foreplay and other things.

perdix 29

Aw, that's cute -- all the pussies in the house share a toy.

noshtsherlock 0

hahahha. love it :D

I favorited just because of this comment. lol

he knew it was fora pussy good job!!!

your pic is hysterical xD