why was ur sister laughing??

She was making fun of him , Einsein .

Einsein?

^^Awesome job making yourself look like idiot. Your making the OP look like he's not all that pathetic.

@17
*Einstein .
It's called a typo , but if you weren't smart enough to figure out that I meant Einstein , then , well ... that would be a BIT awkward .

She was laughing because that's the only pussy he's ever gotten.

33 What's up with your punctuation, "Einsein"? Seriously though, stop trying to be an Internet tough guy/girl/alien, it just makes you look stupid.

43- I'd just like to point out that you're cool, since your grammar is (as far as I can tell) pretty accurate. And your picture is your Shepard from ME2. I love that game.

y was she beside him in the first place!!

if you ever get in a staring contest with it for the love of god don't look away it marks you as weak

I thought the name Michelle was a girls name..?

I was just gonna say that they need to read more

F**k yeah Seaking!!

no better question why was his sister next to him while he sleeps

HER (Michelle AKA OP) sister probably sleeps in the same room as her. Frigging heck people are slow.

no joke 91.. ppl here are slowwww

91, if you are going to say frigging heck, don't, just say the real words because you sound so stupid.

114 I can say whatever the shit I want

lol you fucking fail at life! XD

YbuLast time I checked Michelle is a girls name fucking jackasses so lay off!!! They probably share a room...

Well obviously 17 knew you meant Einstein, but it's just ironic how you're basically calling someone dumb and spelling Einstein's name wrong in the process

There's nothing wrong with the grammar, it's just spaced out. Anyway, who cares? You being a bent out of shape grammar Nazi doesn't make you look like an idiot? Yeah it does.. It definitely doesn't make you look any tougher, cooler, etc...

you got teabagged

this sounds like the intro to a porno >.>

You would know...

who wouldn't know

you got teabagged

my cat does that all the time haha

Why would you laugh at a murderous cat

Maybe it was after a snot monster!

I bet your cat is secretly a hired assassin.

WIN.

my question is why were you sleeping next to your sister?

EXACTLY what i was thinking!!!!

pussy on his face and he could hear his sister laughing? this makes me even more suspicious.

I'm guessing the OP is a female because of the name "Michelle" as the username. Also she could have fallen asleep on the couch and that's why her sister was next to her when she woke up.

I was going to post exactly the same question.?? weird as

she never said she was sleeping next to her sister retard, she said she was "around her"

hey "retard" read it again. it says " I heard my sister laughing next to me". nowhere does it says around.

hey "retard" next to could mean that she was standing next to her. or it could mean that the one being attacked could have been on the couch and the sister was standing next to the couch. smart one.

Or it could mean sleeping next to.

Or it could mean sleeping in another bed next to.

Or maybe they decided to have a little slumber party? My sister and me dragged my mattress into the living room before to have one, just for the heck of it.

Well, you can't blame her, that's hilarious. Don't get your life get taken by a cat.

I wondered that too. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she was simply there to teach the cat new assassination tricks.

This is why cats are awesome.

not if you have allergies! that'd make for a bad day.

ps nice picture, crazy catwoman?

<3

64- don't be hatin on cats, cats are the best things in the world! and just because you have a picture of your cat doesn't make you a crazy catwoman.

Cats are sadistic assholes. Hate 'em.

Hahahaha. that's hilarious. but sad for you.

haha their weak.