Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML
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Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
Today, and ever since we watched a documentary about televangelists scamming people, my boyfriend randomly imitates them speaking "in tongues" because he knows it freaks me out. He's really good at it as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
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Pandasaur 0
If your irrational behavior is comparable to that of a child's on Super Nanny, FY boyfriend's life. Maybe it's his way of telling you to be a bit more mature.
Monado 0
Your boyfriend is such a nice babysitter.
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Comments (118)
Macthenyfe 0
Take a hint, dumbass
fyourlife88 0
Dump him. He like a da penis....
noshitsherlock 0
YOU DESERVE IT for being an immature, childish idiot!!! hahahahahha
tony8pie 0
Does he also spank you til it hurts so good?
GJMO 0
i think it is cute, he is probably sweet guy, I have no idea how anyone could not see how this is an fml.
PICKLESTICKLE 0
YDI for being an irrational bitch
Ihavenolife149 0
I'm waiting for your boyfriend to upload an FML saying "Today, my girlfriend found out i watch super nanny FML"
Jagoda_rox69 0
Well, at least he'll be a good father.
plexico 4
My first thought when I read the first sentence was, "Oh, no, not another Plumpa Humpa FML!" So, he nags at you with a screechy, British accent?
Noxx_fml 0
good for him