Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML
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Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
Today, and ever since we watched a documentary about televangelists scamming people, my boyfriend randomly imitates them speaking "in tongues" because he knows it freaks me out. He's really good at it as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
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Top comments
Pandasaur 0
If your irrational behavior is comparable to that of a child's on Super Nanny, FY boyfriend's life. Maybe it's his way of telling you to be a bit more mature.
Monado 0
Your boyfriend is such a nice babysitter.
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Comments (118)
MaxOfMetal 0
Better than if he was getting ideas from UFC. Stop being so irrational.
Jennydew 0
What an idiot! I hope you use Cesar Milan's tacticts on him when he's irrational. Show him who's pack leader!!!
Gavik 0
He doesn't have a period.
ragsy 7
That tells us all we need to know about you.
shudder_glasses 0
your boyfriend sounds really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha best fml like ever
tfiggs 0
YDI for watching a nanny show
blah123blah 0
You are being irrational now.
LOKIM8 0
All women behave like todlers when they get hormonal so i can totally understand him using said methods on you. YDI for being a hormonal bitch like every other woman out there!
Intoxicunt 6
I reiterate: It never says what gender the OP is. Reading fail. Maybe women are irrational sometimes, but men can't read a simple ******* post, apparently. It's a two way street.
upintheorange 5
Aww, Loki, I wonder who broke your heart.
bobleheadNS 0
how does she deserve it? so fuking wat if a gurl has her fuking period and cant help that she PMS's all over us men?
PenNameHere 0
an irrational woman is a normal women lol
Intoxicunt 6
Agreed.