By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
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dweeds508 24

At least you tried to overcome your fear. Don't listen to the people who laughed at you.

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DocBastard 38

Swans have long necks, so they're very easy to strangle. They're also delicious when served over pasta.

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dweeds508 24

At least you tried to overcome your fear. Don't listen to the people who laughed at you.

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Little4Bear 10

Exactly OP, you tried :) you'll probably never even see those people again.

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ViRepz 28

Everyone knows everyone in Australia!

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alicexo_fml 8

Why would you try to face your fear of swans? You probably don't interact with them that often. I don't see how it would interfere with daily life and therefore be significant enough to be proactive about. You basically just went to the park to scare yourself.

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chlorinegreen 27

Really 52? She went to scare herself? Maybe she lives by a lake where swans are frequent visitors, or maybe she just wanted to not be scared of something anymore. It's called facing your fears for a reason.

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SwaggCapone 11

As bad as it sounds, I would've laughed myself. Watching a swan chase somebody has got to be funny

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girlbye23 15

At least your sister didn't take advantage of your fear to get herself tickets.

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CrazyJ716 18

I like the taste of humans over bread too!

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AnOriginalName 19

I like your profile pic, bro.

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AnOriginalName 19

Especially in Australia. Everything down there is trying to kill you!

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AnOriginalName 19

Same to you, 76! I commented that I liked your profile pic on your comment up there ^ but it got deleted. FMC. (**** my comments.)

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Queensland 27

You all think koalas are cute and cuddly... Til you meet their twin species. Never go here. Drop bears long for the taste of tourists.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Booo. that was bad. I would have said the same.

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FluxPavilion 6

So it was bad, but still you would've said it? Butthurt much?

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DocBastard 38

Swans have long necks, so they're very easy to strangle. They're also delicious when served over pasta.

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blackonblight 32

Yeah but they can break a grown man's arm with their wings. Also, have you taken a look at those beaks? Hint: not. nice.

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MoronsAccount1 12

I'm assuming a swan has tried to attack your before, since it's a fear. It's okay though, OP. I heard swans were mean as hell, so why even bother? It's not an animal you have to associate with like a pet, so just do your best to stay away.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

They are mean as hell. ******* will chase you down. My grandma laughed her ass off at my brother and I running away from them when we were young. I learned just to grab them by the neck and give them a toss. They'll come back but if you hold your ground they'll eventually stop attacking. God damn swans..

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chlorinegreen 27

Swans are freakin mean! I use to think geese were the ones to be scared of but even the geese are scared of swans. Not to mention that swans are HUGE!

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babe7260 30

I'm so scared of birds, when I was 6 a 20 lb Turkey knocked me down and jumped on top of me.......Asshole bird

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allie2590 31

Haha the turkey must've thought you looked like a dinner table!

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stormchaser24 24

I don't blame you, I was chased by a very angry mother turkey one time. I was out in my garden and saw what I thought was a bird on the ground. I got closer, next thing I know mama turkey is chasing me.

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Pstraka6 20

It takes a lot of balls to stand up yo your fears, To be truthful if they ran at me I'd probably run away like a school girl too,, so don't knock yourself over about it! You'll be feed geese and large birds in no time

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