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At least you tried to overcome your fear. Don't listen to the people who laughed at you.
At least your sister didn't take advantage of your fear to get herself tickets.
I like the taste of humans over bread too!
Birds aren't always so nice.
Woah dude. Lookin sexy in that picture
You all think koalas are cute and cuddly... Til you meet their twin species. Never go here. Drop bears long for the taste of tourists.
That'swan unfortunate situation.
So it was bad, but still you would've said it? Butthurt much?
Dem stupid puns
Swans have long necks, so they're very easy to strangle. They're also delicious when served over pasta.
Lololololol
Yeah but they can break a grown man's arm with their wings. Also, have you taken a look at those beaks? Hint: not. nice.
I'm assuming a swan has tried to attack your before, since it's a fear. It's okay though, OP. I heard swans were mean as hell, so why even bother? It's not an animal you have to associate with like a pet, so just do your best to stay away.
They are mean as hell. ******* will chase you down. My grandma laughed her ass off at my brother and I running away from them when we were young. I learned just to grab them by the neck and give them a toss. They'll come back but if you hold your ground they'll eventually stop attacking. God damn swans..
I don't blame you, I was chased by a very angry mother turkey one time. I was out in my garden and saw what I thought was a bird on the ground. I got closer, next thing I know mama turkey is chasing me.
Swans are mean. Screw swans.
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At least you tried to overcome your fear. Don't listen to the people who laughed at you.
Swans have long necks, so they're very easy to strangle. They're also delicious when served over pasta.