Love: Types

Types

By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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You deserved it 11 904

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Same thing different taste

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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You deserved it 28 974

Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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You deserved it 101

Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 746

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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You deserved it 3 228

Bad guy

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 18:02 - United States - Belleville

Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML

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You deserved it 162

Nice to know, thanks

By Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20 - India

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

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You deserved it 4 620

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 395

You deserved it 3 942

By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 876

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 324

You deserved it 15 784

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

Bstaut 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:54

Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?

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wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

lakergurl91 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:44

#1 is right good luck finding your next boyfriend!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

alexk92 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:50

^^ slightly pointless comment...

Bstaut 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:54

Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?

BigRedDilDoTIME 1

Monday 5 November 2012 8:41

#1 dont ask then

niamhyo 13

Sunday 1 June 2014 17:06

#80 made me laugh so much

TEAZO 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:04

well you got what u wanted. u had to bring it up. least now you know ur not pretty.

UnluckyChicka 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:44

yup ur rite Shadic person...

Anti_Sora 31

Monday 7 December 2015 19:47

I lk smrter by ctng my wrds dwn by a tn. I am sorry for your eye cancer for reading that.

Shadic 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:04

#1 hit that right on the head. Haha.

Silhouette_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:05

At least he's not shallow...

KingreX32 21

Wednesday 4 June 2014 0:17

thats a plus.......i guess. Lol probably could have said it better though.

kittykat1501 31

Friday 7 August 2015 7:29

He is shallow!

proxay 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:05

LOL #1 nailed it. So, how is this a FML again (since you got what you want)? :P

1D9a 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:05

Haha. How ironic. =]

redpowerlady 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:12

And you promptly dumped him right?? How insensitive of him. I guess he is your type after all.

InigoMontoya 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:16

It was obviously a joke. Grow thicker skin and a sense of humor.

PJB4466 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:18

Agree with #8, he's just smart. You said you usually date assholes, so he acted like one for a second. :)

interventions 1

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:19

i think it was a joke too. a rather cruel one if that. because he has to be attracted to you to have been dating you for a year

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Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML

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Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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You deserved it 1 636

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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Today, I was fired. Last week, I was written up because I came in one minute late from lunch break. The week before, I was yelled at for yawning. I found out it was all a plan for my boss’s favorite employee to get promoted to my position, so they wanted a reason to terminate me. I work in an “at will” state. FML

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Types

Same thing different taste

Back to the comfort zone I go

Backhanded insult?

Bad guy

Nice to know, thanks

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