Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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Top comments
wafflemonger 0
Looks like he's your type after all.
Bstaut 8
Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?
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Comments (89)
wafflemonger 0
Looks like he's your type after all.
lakergurl91 0
#1 is right good luck finding your next boyfriend!! Smile Jesus loves you =)
alexk92 6
^^ slightly pointless comment...
Bstaut 8
Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?
BigRedDilDoTIME 1
#1 dont ask then
niamhyo 13
#80 made me laugh so much
TEAZO 0
well you got what u wanted. u had to bring it up. least now you know ur not pretty.
UnluckyChicka 0
yup ur rite Shadic person...
Anti_Sora 31
I lk smrter by ctng my wrds dwn by a tn. I am sorry for your eye cancer for reading that.
Shadic 0
#1 hit that right on the head. Haha.
Silhouette_fml 0
At least he's not shallow...
KingreX32 21
thats a plus.......i guess. Lol probably could have said it better though.
kittykat1501 31
He is shallow!
proxay 0
LOL #1 nailed it. So, how is this a FML again (since you got what you want)? :P
1D9a 0
Haha. How ironic. =]
redpowerlady 0
And you promptly dumped him right?? How insensitive of him. I guess he is your type after all.
InigoMontoya 0
It was obviously a joke. Grow thicker skin and a sense of humor.
PJB4466 0
Agree with #8, he's just smart. You said you usually date assholes, so he acted like one for a second. :)
interventions 1
i think it was a joke too. a rather cruel one if that. because he has to be attracted to you to have been dating you for a year