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By help meeeee - 14/03/2021 17:01

Today, and ever since we watched a documentary about televangelists scamming people, my boyfriend randomly imitates them speaking "in tongues" because he knows it freaks me out. He's really good at it as well. FML

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By wooed - 03/12/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

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By bronieswillrule5eva - 11/06/2012 18:16 - Canada - Summerside

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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By types - 02/03/2012 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

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By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 00:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

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Imitation is a form of flattery. Or is it?

By Anonymous - 08/08/2020 14:02

Today, and ever since he saw the infamous interview that was on TV the other day, every time I say something to my husband, he keeps quoting, "You can't do that!" and "You don't know that!" at me in Donald Trump's voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Beeper - 11/10/2014 19:07 - United States - Champaign

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

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Gotta get that clout

By Debate bros STFU - 26/07/2021 06:01

Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML

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TomeDr 24

Sunday 14 March 2021 18:07

So, what freaks HIM out? Turnabout is fair play, after all!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 March 2021 18:57

Tell him to "blah-lah-lah giggity-goo!" That's "**** off" in Tounges.

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TomeDr 24

Sunday 14 March 2021 18:07

So, what freaks HIM out? Turnabout is fair play, after all!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 March 2021 18:57

Tell him to "blah-lah-lah giggity-goo!" That's "**** off" in Tounges.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 15 March 2021 2:38

Remind yourself it's all fake, tell him to stop acting like an idiot, and if he refuses smack him in the nuts until he learns.

Warp1978 15

Monday 15 March 2021 10:37

Revenge is a dish best served in the middle of the night when he's asleep

April Perry 5

Monday 15 March 2021 17:37

I mean not really fml it's funny 🙊🙊

Alan 54

Monday 15 March 2021 17:49

The two aren't incompatible! Funny stuff is why we launched FML way back in 2009 and… my, doesn't time fly.

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