Today, and ever since we watched a documentary about televangelists scamming people, my boyfriend randomly imitates them speaking "in tongues" because he knows it freaks me out. He's really good at it as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
So, what freaks HIM out? Turnabout is fair play, after all!
RichardPencil 32
Tell him to "blah-lah-lah giggity-goo!" That's "**** off" in Tounges.
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Comments (5)
TomeDr 25
So, what freaks HIM out? Turnabout is fair play, after all!
RichardPencil 32
Tell him to "blah-lah-lah giggity-goo!" That's "**** off" in Tounges.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Remind yourself it's all fake, tell him to stop acting like an idiot, and if he refuses smack him in the nuts until he learns.
Warp1978 15
Revenge is a dish best served in the middle of the night when he's asleep
April Perry 5
I mean not really fml it's funny 🙊🙊
Alan Staff 59
The two aren't incompatible! Funny stuff is why we launched FML way back in 2009 and… my, doesn't time fly.