Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML
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winsmithy
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well, at least she didn't ask you if you wanted condoms.
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DocBastard
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Did you also pick up some orangs, gr-apes, and potato chimps?
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emilyxorawr
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moms these days....
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Mervin22
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can't live with them, can't live without them!
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satomi_ishida
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Lol #2 - moms are becoming funner. I'm so doing that to my own kids if I become a mom. xD
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TXjuggalo972
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can't live with them
can't shoot them...
can't shoot them...
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dayleno
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Hahah. I laughed
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skiier4life
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exactly! should me an mlia....
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melmeldolphin
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Your mom sounds funny. Would she imitate an elephant to ask if you want peanuts?
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DocBastard
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Did you also pick up some orangs, gr-apes, and potato chimps?
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cradle6
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clever!
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SulfurPlague
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haha win!
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eyorsdocjr
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indeed
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didoca
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haha! love it
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winsmithy
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well, at least she didn't ask you if you wanted condoms.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
^Win,
What if she wanted to ask about suppositories.
What if she wanted to ask about suppositories.
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Aerious
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Asking for tampons would've been worse
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DDPT2
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How would one act that out? Stand up real straight, jump around violently for a minute or two, and go limp with a few convolutions!
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PhishloverA
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Haha yeah it's like someone's mom goes near the condoms and when their kid is far away the mom moans, or she sings "Trojan man!" as a way of asking her son if he wants condoms
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SirEBC
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You have the coolest mother of all time.
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iridedressage
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agree.
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Chelsea_BaBeZ
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^Agreed :)
your moms amazing :p
your moms amazing :p
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EffinTrollFace
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is it bad that turns me on?
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rachilio
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yes
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agamid
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haha! that's awesome!
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Mervin22
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What would she imitate if she was asking if you needed tampons? awkward!
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do20ss
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I doubt she acted out every single thing, although that would b awesome.
sharades at the store, u have 30 seconds to guess the item, no talking, first word, tampons, go
sharades at the store, u have 30 seconds to guess the item, no talking, first word, tampons, go
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HUGHJASSSSSSSS
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Hahah that's great, go mom!