By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML
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winsmithy 3

well, at least she didn't ask you if you wanted condoms.

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DocBastard 38

Did you also pick up some orangs, gr-apes, and potato chimps?

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emilyxorawr 3

moms these days....

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Mervin22 6

can't live with them, can't live without them!

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satomi_ishida 0

Lol #2 - moms are becoming funner. I'm so doing that to my own kids if I become a mom. xD

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TXjuggalo972 6

can't live with them can't shoot them...

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melmeldolphin 8

Your mom sounds funny. Would she imitate an elephant to ask if you want peanuts?

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winsmithy 3

well, at least she didn't ask you if you wanted condoms.

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RedPillSucks 31

^Win, What if she wanted to ask about suppositories.

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Aerious 0

Asking for tampons would've been worse

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DDPT2 4

How would one act that out? Stand up real straight, jump around violently for a minute or two, and go limp with a few convolutions!

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PhishloverA 14

Haha yeah it's like someone's mom goes near the condoms and when their kid is far away the mom moans, or she sings "Trojan man!" as a way of asking her son if he wants condoms

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Mervin22 6

What would she imitate if she was asking if you needed tampons? awkward!

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do20ss 4

I doubt she acted out every single thing, although that would b awesome. sharades at the store, u have 30 seconds to guess the item, no talking, first word, tampons, go

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