moms these days....

can't live with them, can't live without them!

Lol #2 - moms are becoming funner. I'm so doing that to my own kids if I become a mom. xD

can't live with them
can't shoot them...

Hahah. I laughed

exactly! should me an mlia....

Your mom sounds funny. Would she imitate an elephant to ask if you want peanuts?

Did you also pick up some orangs, gr-apes, and potato chimps?

clever!

haha win!

indeed

haha! love it

well, at least she didn't ask you if you wanted condoms.

^Win,
What if she wanted to ask about suppositories.

Asking for tampons would've been worse

How would one act that out? Stand up real straight, jump around violently for a minute or two, and go limp with a few convolutions!

Haha yeah it's like someone's mom goes near the condoms and when their kid is far away the mom moans, or she sings "Trojan man!" as a way of asking her son if he wants condoms

You have the coolest mother of all time.

agree.

^Agreed :)
your moms amazing :p

is it bad that turns me on?

yes

haha! that's awesome!

What would she imitate if she was asking if you needed tampons? awkward!

I doubt she acted out every single thing, although that would b awesome.
sharades at the store, u have 30 seconds to guess the item, no talking, first word, tampons, go

Hahah that's great, go mom!