Dumbasses

By stay in there - 17/04/2020 23:00

Spicy
Today, I got a call from the local police station. Apparently, my idiot son and his equally dumb girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to have sex in the car at a park in broad daylight. They assumed no one would be there due to the quarantine. They were wrong. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 206
You deserved it 290

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Were they arrested for public lewdness or violating social distance? I mean, in the act, their social distance goes negative.😂

Please tell me these morons were at least using protection. The last thing they need is a baby. And stupid breeds stupid.

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Were they arrested for public lewdness or violating social distance? I mean, in the act, their social distance goes negative.😂

My friends got caught by the principle of their highschool, i tossed them, the spare key to my apartment and said they could shag on the spare mattress rather than getting a criminal record.

Isn’t it fun to have to be a register sex offender? Lol

Please tell me these morons were at least using protection. The last thing they need is a baby. And stupid breeds stupid.