By stay in there - 17/4/2020 23:00

Dumbasses

  Today, I got a call from the local police station. Apparently, my idiot son and his equally dumb girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to have sex in the car at a park in broad daylight. They assumed no one would be there due to the quarantine. They were wrong. FML
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By  GamerChickxoxo  |  16

My friends got caught by the principle of their highschool, i tossed them, the spare key to my apartment and said they could shag on the spare mattress rather than getting a criminal record.