Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
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dolphincheddar 10
no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh
FightingTheStorm 0
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.
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Comments (99)
Mistery510 6
sucks for you.... should have gotten up earlier
Livinia 11
Your circulation isn't the best... unless you were actually sitting on your feet themselves.
mchakkiwala 0
...Selena Gomez?
goshpeople 4
Sooooo many people comment to ask if your picture is of Selena Gomez. I don't know enough of what she looks like to tell, and apparently lots of others don't, either, so why don't you eliminate the confusion once and for all, and put a disclaimer in your profile about it?
KristinaKreme 0
Your a really pretty girl but you look nothing like Selena Gomez. Are you guys blind?
evillittleme 5
so no one at all helped you up when they saw you fall?
OreoKami 0
haa that suck eww people theses days !!:P
JodeMiVida 13
Oh dear, the trains must be really bad if you had to wait for that long. Sorry OP.
tim3bandit57 0
I think that most fmls are bullshit. This one in particular is retarded.
nlr 9
maybe next time you should walk around a little bit when you feel your foot starting to cramp up.
Wheredidgrungego 12
**** public transportation.
lancaster21 0
bullshit u get like 2 mins before the train leaves u couldn't take that long to walk a couple steps
ColorfulDonut 7
you havn't been on a train??? O_o where do you live???
goshpeople 4
Sounds like your stumbled successfully, not unsuccessfully.
perdix 31
Nah, if he stumbled successfully, he would have plowed into some kid's sand castle.