Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
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Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
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Top comments
dolphincheddar 10
no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh
FightingTheStorm 0
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.
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Comments (99)
flee_fml 0
how ... the hell ..?
dreamering 16
Shit man, I hate it what that happens.
XxKawaiiMomoxX 5
well that sucks doesn't it xD
tsuk_fml 2
why were there pins and needles in your feet
LolMoqz 10
what a n00b. I can't imagine having to press the number 0 every time there is an O in your typing. >.>
benniful 0
Smooth, very smooth. B) Derp.
fthku 13
I can't see how you would not make it to the train, even if you trip and fall. The seats are generally 3-5 steps away from the train. Most people would also get up before the train even stops, but even if you waited til it stopped completely, it still doesn't make sense.
holakittylover 0
someone did not really want to make the train!
HomeAl0ne 20
Deeeenial. Steal some guys bike and get yourself to an AA meeting. You need professional help.
quepasaguapo 10
I was running towards the bus station once, I was late because people needed me to finish stuff up last minute at work, after I'd already taken care of my own stuff and was heading out, and I was running in my skirt and heels.. I was 10 feet away, the bus driver looked at me, shook his head, closed the door and pulled off. ~_~