By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
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By  trilingualotaku  |  0

as #2 said: maybe he was tossing up different ways of breaking the news to you. like his first idea was 'learn to jean' but he kept thinking of how to word it nicely... and with much better grammar than that D:

  thane321  |  0

when you said "tossing up" i read that differently lol.

but that was one of the most funny ways i've heard of saying "your crack is showing" another good one is "i wonder what would happen if i put money in that slot"

By  RESTAREA  |  0

Gah, I hate that too. Younger woman have the choice between jeans that show the coin-slot or those RIDICULOUS looking high-wasted things... It's not the end of the world, start layering with a longer shirt when you wear those jeans again :P

By  fiicere  |  5

You think it makes you look sexy to wear tight jeans halfway down your butt with no underwear, or just a thong.

YDI for being retarded.

Either that, or you just fail at wearing pants, in which case, you're still retarded.

  SoreThroat  |  0

If OP is a young girl with a curvy body, you should see the pants choices = It's REALLY difficult for really curvy girls..And often when you sit down, shit happens. Even if your not curvy...IT HAPPENS, No biggie. it doesn't mean she was trying to look sexy or some crap.

  summer99  |  0

um yeah its not that hard. everyone knows that jeans ride down when you bend over or should take that into account and wear a longer shirt. ydi.


even with a really long shirt it happens. the only way to avoid that is to have a shirt to the point where you're sitting on it...or wear granny panties so at least it's your underwear and not your butt crack