Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
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Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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AssOf2009 0
lmao, maybe he was debating with himself as to whether or not he should tell you your crack was showing!
Imawhalerider 0
"hey man don't get all cracked up"
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Comments (106)
ryoga 0
Everyone's crack shows every once and again in public. No big deal. That guy must not get out much.
Finnboghi 0
If you really think everyone's butt crack shows, you should expand your horizons to something other than the little ***** section. Proper attire should never reveal anything you don't intend it to. OP, buy pants that fit, simple fix.
laughingperson5 0
You got pwnd by #14
ryoga 0
Not really.
xxlillyxx 0
imho not all people can fit nicely into jeans.... i for one am never able to find a pair that fit right and end up having to wear a long shirt... this may have been the case with the op where she had on new jeans and they just didnt work out... op.. dont worry like said "shit happens" your life hasnt ended yet so go out and enjoy!!!
EmmieIsMyName 0
everyones crack has showed at least once. it's not like it's the fricken end of the world and people need to realize that it's really hard for a girl to find jeans that fit the way they want them to. either u have to wear some that go over your belly button, or low waisted ones and most girls choose the low ones. who cares if a little crack is out.
JessicaIsabel 0
WTF? MOST jeans just slide down and show your crack when you sit or bend down, get over it #14. where are you from, the 1800's?
unfortunate_13 5
hahaha that's awesome! :D
no1askdu 5
whats wrong with a little crack lol...
lcsun69 0
Bearer of bad news... I like this guy.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU_ 0
Haha, XD.
meggaboo 0
LOL! That is rich. xD
Crunchy_fml 0
Yeah I'm CRACKing up
cucumberfabulous 7
Good one
Imawhalerider 0
im rich
psykotikz 0
ffs get over it so much whiners, wow ur butt crack is showing..
taoxyeuxmay 4
That is hilarious. Favorited!
muffinsareyummy 1
LMFAO. i love that he was debating on whether to tell you or not.