Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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AssOf2009 0
lmao, maybe he was debating with himself as to whether or not he should tell you your crack was showing!
Imawhalerider 0
"hey man don't get all cracked up"
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Comments (106)
AddictedtoKOs 0
Say no to crack kids
loser2ish 0
hahaha #50
wi_party_boy 0
Crack is whack
ghostgirll 0
lmfaoo i wish i was friends with him
pleasetryagain 0
Why do people get upset when someone points out that there's something out of place? Shouldn't you be glad that you've been told that something's wrong before you get on with the rest of your day?
tipple 0
I don't think the OP was complaining about being told something was out of place. I understood that OP was complaining about the bizarre and slightly creepy way it was done.
madasahatter 0
For some reason that guy reminds me of Joon from Benny and Joon
chippa 24
SAY NO TO CRACK!
fxdxhk90 0
Folks, so her butt crack was showing, unbunch your panties and get over it. Besides, is there any man here that can claim that they don't love seeing ass cracks on hot girls?
_trixR4kidz 0
Hahaha! Classic!! At least it wasn't some hottie that you had just spent an hour checking out.
DameGreyWulf 1
YDI for one of the following possibilities: You are one of those twits who think that looks sexy You were wearing those low jeans because you think you're the sexy shit You were wearing too small jeans or those low jeans knowing full well you can't pull it off, but thought you needed to show off either way You were wearing too small jeans or those low jeans without a longer shirt ... You were just wearing those god ******* damned low jeans. I can't tell how many times I've gone shopping for jeans and that's all their is. Seriously, not every woman in the world wants to show off their ass crack. rawrawrawr... Also, YDI for being too retarded to feel that breeze.
DameGreyWulf 1
FACE ******* PALM I said "their" instead of "there" God damn I fail hard.... and none of the "don't be a grammar nazi" stuff either, if anyone bothers. I am very proud of how I express myself through typing/writing. Feel free to call me lame, though.
dirtylittlewolf 0
why do girls like showing their asses nowadays most that do, don't have an ass or are butt ugly.
EveryDayJackAss 0
was the OP smokin crack?