FML : Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence...

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 31 July 2015 18:55 / United States - San Francisco

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By dramaelf | 37

#6367731 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:21

My cat never judges me by my appearance! He ignores me no matter what I look like.

By pixierara | 28

#6367724 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:18

I doubt that was he reason the dog threw up, and I'm sure you're not gross enough to be able to bring that kind of reaction, but if you don't like how you look better yourself for you.... Not for your dog ;)

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By qdawg06 | 23

#6367716 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:11

Maybe that's your dogs way of hinting at you to start working out?

Grayness_ | 25

#6367751 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:49

#salvage.

whysobeachy | 37

#6367767 - Saturday 1 August 2015 02:06

Didn't you mean "#savage", #11? I'm not saying using trendy hashtags on FML is a good idea, but it's definitely a bad idea to misspell them.

chinaski7628 | 32

#6367783 - Saturday 1 August 2015 02:24

Maybe he was just trying to salvage this thread?

darkmournings | 12

#6367791 - Saturday 1 August 2015 02:33

maybe you're a jerk..

buckstop1 | 34

#6367887 - Saturday 1 August 2015 05:45

It's okay guys, 20 is new to FML

By Eliseopwns | 22

#6367720 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:13

Beauty is relative, OP.

By MrConcise | 34

#6367721 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:13

Do you wash under your fat folds? If not, the smell probably hit him when you let loose all the stank trapped under your shirt.

By stephenfranklin | 15

#6367722 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:13

Maybe the dog threw up to try and look as good as you do. Stay confident OP!

By pixierara | 28

#6367724 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:18

DGL1138 | 13

#6367857 - Saturday 1 August 2015 04:47

#5 fuck yeah dude, seriously wise words.

crankawank | 19

#6367858 - Saturday 1 August 2015 04:47

My theory is that the dog had never seen the owner strip before, and from the dog's perspective it looked like op ripped off all her fur. That'd gross me out if I were a dog.

By MisterKnowItAll | 15

#6367729 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:20

its a dog. they don't understand human attractiveness.

By dramaelf | 37

#6367731 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:21

My cat never judges me by my appearance! He ignores me no matter what I look like.

By suosi | 21

#6367732 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:22

Well if u let me see i might make u feel better ;) .......... assuming ur a girl

Eliiara | 11

#6367745 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:32

*shows to the door*

DarthTaco351 | 12

#6367766 - Saturday 1 August 2015 02:06

Because flirting with an anonymous person on the Internet with little more basis than a FML for a reason is totally not creepy.

By limegreenpoopie | 30

#6367746 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:34

Maybe he's trying to respect your privacy :)

whysobeachy | 37

#6367771 - Saturday 1 August 2015 02:08

By throwing up?

sandraw1 | 22

#6367799 - Saturday 1 August 2015 02:47

That's the only way

PePziNL | 20

#6367846 - Saturday 1 August 2015 04:32

There are other ways?

By Grayness_ | 25

#6367752 - Saturday 1 August 2015 01:50

My dog throws up from time to time. Maybe your dog was feeling sick and it just happened at the time you took your shirt off. Pretty sure is the time that it has happened. You'll be fine :)