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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By mandm - 24/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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Saturday 14 November 2009 2:42

oh thats a complement. You must look young.

TheQuiet 2

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:45

Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.

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nomorewhoppers 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:42

stupid grannies think they know everything we dont step into there biz and call them out for wearing pampers they need to step off and shut the hell up that grandma had 500 years to learn that

skrotty 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:40

thats a compliment! would u have rather her say "what the hell are you having a baby for at 50?" or "thats a lovely great grandchild you have there?"

XXtayl0r_m0XX 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:42

thats actually good, that means when your 35 you'll look 26! so be happy sweetheart! dont fml!

sarah2144 14

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:51

So? Just tell her, "And if you learned to not make assumptions, you wouldn't have just stuck your foot in your mouth. I'm 25 years old, you cow."

mikk 3

Sunday 15 November 2009 6:25

when you will be closer to 30, you will start to be very happy of looking younger. I think this is not a FML.

Youd_laugh_2 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 6:28

Respond with a good solid "and if you knew how to think before speaking, you post menopausal bitch, maybe you wouldn't be a fifty year old virgin." (Okay, that might be a bit much)

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 8:54

I would've responded: if everyone were horrible & nosey like u, the world would be such a bitter place...speaking of which...did anyone question when u had ur legs open?!?