Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By creepystalkerguy - 14/10/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 23:34

Just because they're deaf doesn't mean they need to block the damn aisle. I don't know how they expected you to guess they couldn't hear you.

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 23:15

I'm torn between pitying you and being angry with you. People in grocery stores are so rude. I'm 9 months pregnant and was getting the last few things I need before my son gets here. Well the Target in my town made their aisles more narrow so I just barely fit through alone. Well some lady sat and just stared at me for a while and made me really uncomfortable and then just walked right up close to me, causing me to back away. She did this until I'd backed out of the aisle almost completely and then shoved me out of the way. Seriously? Who shoves a pregnant lady? On the other hand...you could have tried to tap her on the shoulder or backed out of the aisle and gone down the next one. There's always a way to maneuver around people. I do think it was rude of her to be glaring at you. If I were deaf, I'd understand that you probably assumed she heard you. But who knows? Maybe she was just having a bad day and took it out by glaring at you. She could have done worse.

Comments

raybug34 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:15

whatever blocking the entireee aisle is ignorant.

bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 24 January 2011 2:36

Who in the heck sings so loudly they can't hear someone say "excuse me"? What idiots. Anyone saying "YDI" must be in a stupid choir or something.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 24 January 2011 4:57

You're an idiot. The FML states that the deaf lady was SIGNING. As in, sign language. She wasn't singing.

evikeysn 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:49

Yeah, you couldn't have known they (or one of them) were deaf, and THEY could know that them blocking a path could be a bit of a problem.

losanimal 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 13:06

I dnt give a **** death or not you shouldnt be that fuckn big

RoxieChaos 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:30

You're supposed to walk right past them quickly, deaf people are used to it, it doesn't interrupt their conversation and it's just the polite thing to do in that situation.

tomutz 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:02

Let's not ignore the real problem here, they were fat.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 15:47

must have been deaf

kohkitti 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 6:42

lol, its funny how worked up some people get on comments, at least over meaningless things.

hurray4jmk 1

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:50

So? just because this person was signing to someone doesn't mean its ok for them to hog the lane. **** that shit!

baden18830 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 4:21

not your fault at all, you couldn't know she was deaf, and the cow shouldn't be blocking an entire aisle if she can't hear ppl saying excuse me. I feel for ppl with disabilities but some ppl think it gives them an excuse to be a burden to society.