Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
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redbluegreen 41
IKEA A one-way maze you can still get lost in.
pleasetryagain 0
Why didn't YOU inform her of this? Weren't there other people "following" her as well?
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Comments (77)
Shmoe 0
Haha. :P
liveBabylon 0
but your name is creepystalker guy... LAWL
Ajjas013 6
Not exactly true. There are shortcuts. Check the map.
FailsFTW 0
wow i didnt notice that. meheheh!
pleasetryagain 0
Why didn't YOU inform her of this? Weren't there other people "following" her as well?
txgirl09 5
no kidding. the fml is on her for being dumb enough to not see ikea is set up that way. besides, didn't other people stop to laugh at her for yelling at that poor guy? I know I would have.
ItsAshxD 0
Rofl. I lost my video camera in IKEA once and while I was leaving, some guy kept giving me strange looks. I'm guessing he found it.
inmyroom 1
moose
Veritas143 0
Next time just whisper..Believe..and turn around and leave.
Veritas143 0
haha true..well i can apparate at will i just assumed the OP couldn't
redbluegreen 41
IKEA A one-way maze you can still get lost in.
coldplaylive2003 0
You just want an excuse to follow her
danis_fml 12
that sucks people should not be that ignorant
perdix 31
If you weren't two feet behind her, drooling, with you hand down your pants, she may have noticed the arrows!
extradorkyloser 4
@ veritas143 omg you're funny, I'm totally gonna do that some day. that lady was probably just ignorant, shrug it off. she looks dumb, not you