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It's bacon
Move to Canada lots of bacon :D
Mcintosh123 is sexy.
You should think of it as a favor. She's taking in all those calories for you...
52- keep your gay comments to yourself
I want a bacon sandwich now...
Come here to Canada, we have lots of bacon! (Well I can't have anything pork in my religion. But I adore turkey bacon. :) )
If you hurry you might be able to buy all the discount beer before her.
Haha legit. Why do you care so much over that disgusting stuff? There are more important things to focus on. Like your health(:
Nor can I. I can never see myself putting bacon in my mouth. It makes my stomach churn.
Why live to possibly be one hundred and be healthy when you can live to seventy and be happy? People have screwed up priorities.
If clogging your arteries makes you happy...
KhrystinaS, I understand your point(and I respect that), but here on the internet, Bacon is the food of the internet and god himself. Basically: IT'S ******* DELICIOUS!
Its America. Home of the fat.
^ Ignorance at it's best.
182- If you're asking me because of my earlier comment, I'm Muslim. We can't have pork because it's not very clean or healthy. And apparently people like to thumb someone down for not being able to have regular bacon. Doesn't bother me though, but it goes to show how disrespectful some people can be over the smallest things. Thumb me down all you want, I don't regret saying what I can and can't have. *shrugs*
47 - no we have real bacon, I mean look at epic meal time :P
135 are you ******* retarded? Humans are meant to live, not exist. Dumb ****...
I would eat bacon til it killed me. I have bacon popcorn and bacon chewing gum. Bacon is its own food group.
257- Well I can have turkey bacon and I love it! Do you guys still hate me if I like and am able to have turkey bacon?
187 I take it you've never been to America?
You don't get in between a man and his bacon.
Don't **** with fat woman and bacon. Trust me I know
125... Why do you use a Swedish YouTuber as your avatar? xD
330- Yup, turkey bacon is amazing!! And thanks, I love Tails!! He's my favourite video game character and was my first crush when I was 6. :P And I love your Profile picture. Leave it to Link :D
146- with Jack Daniel's it is the ultimate combo.
135-it only clogs your arteries if you eat way too much of it-_- just because someone eats it doesn't necessarily mean that they are unhealthy or overweight. Healthy people can still enjoy themselves to something like that every now and again
Dude, turkey bacon is healthier anyway . Let the fatties be fatties.
the ****'s wrong with you!!?!?!
I think you got thumbed down for implying that Canadian bacon could hold a candle to "regular" bacon, not your religion or choice to eat it or not.
You do realise that there bacon isn't all that bad for you if you cook it differently.
Never get between a man and his bacon.
Amen
Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips. Oh and I forgot, bacon strips.
*isn't ain't is a ******* stupid word
You sir do not deserve any bacon for your correction. Also you are a failure of a troll if that was your intentions. So many people use ain't that it basically is a word so take your dictionary and shove it.
Oh! That was you? Haha sucker!
This will seem like a stereotype, it is. Silly greedy fat Americans. And to answer your question OP. TONNES is wrong with your country.
Push her away and take her cart.. And yell: "my bacon!" ofcourse
Oooh Bacon...it brings the best out of people!
269-have you even been to America? Because that shit ain't true and it's ignorant to say shit like that... So don't
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anyway'Better' and 'without' shouldn't be in the same same sentence if it is about bacon. Unless the sentence is: "Bacon would not be better without more bacon!"
Bacon should be made into its own food group...
Nothing is better of without bacon
4- I feel sorry for you...
91:- You left out beer and peanut butter...other than that, pretty much spot on
One cannot simply be better off without bacon
Nah thats not the 4 basic food groups. The 4 basics are bacon, bacon, bacon, and bacon.
91 isn't that from disney Atlantis ?
No wonder so many people are massively overweight...
Unless its like a heart transplant... Hey doc, would you ever use bacon grease as an antibiotic?
Or: Life is better with bacon and worse without it. Still one sentence :)
I don't know if anyone has told you, but bacon is a main food group. People have been known to go insane if they do not consume enough bacon in their diet...
Technically he is right. Bacon is bad for you. So is everything now a days. But in moderation, go for it!
That sounds like walmart. Definitely.
This sounds like ignorant, uneducated douche, defenitly.
The irony in 161s comment killed 3 or more babies today.
Them people of Walmart!
She's just bringing home the bacon. That's what the feminists fought for, right?
161, I don't know why people continue to call others dumb, uneducated or stupid and not check their spelling. Definitely*
Cannibalism, FTW.
If you are what you eat, cannibals are the only real people.
Though if you eat other people that are what they eat then you would be what those people eat...
This little piggy made her house of bacon!
#6 That reminded me of American horror story, episode 6 nonetheless.
#6 That reminded me of American horror story, episode 6 nonetheless.
Lol that made me laugh
I'd have broken out into BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Then stun her and everyone one in Walmart. And while they are all busy looking at you crazy sing, dance surreptitiously to her cart and steal all her bacon.
Don't get between fat people and anything, in fairness. It'll only end in tears...
And someone getting smushed!
Or eaten
I would be offended if this wasn't true...
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You have every right to be upset! Bacon ain't a joke! Bacon is serious!
It's bacon