FML : Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started...

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Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bthms / Sunday 31 January 2010 14:46 / France

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By love2bu | 0

#813233 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:02

wow.....sucks to be you

By 1800getalife | 0

#813251 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:05

lucky there was no mace involved

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By love2bu | 0

#813233 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:02

wow.....sucks to be you

lolpwntdumass | 0

#813290 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:13

lmfao

TrekkieGirl | 0

#813437 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:53

This is why being a good samaritan just never seems to pay off....lol!

fml2lie2 | 0

#813490 - Sunday 31 January 2010 09:13

how can i comment on my iphone?

beer01 | 0

#813528 - Sunday 31 January 2010 09:34

fml2lie -- there's a curved arrow pointing to the left. click on that and it'll let you comment.

emilypwnsyourmom | 0

#814334 - Monday 1 February 2010 03:21

well I was gonna say you obviously figured out how to comment if you commented on this..but then I realized that you can comment from a computer..fail XD

JKfusion | 0

#814627 - Monday 1 February 2010 05:09

shouldve ran away with it

tayyy16 | 0

#814638 - Monday 1 February 2010 05:11

I don't get this post

jayhv | 0

#814988 - Monday 1 February 2010 07:57

wow

Lolcopterplz | 0

#815272 - Monday 1 February 2010 11:10

lol fyl lmfao

fitzgerald21 | 0

#820987 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 06:52

funny wunny

TheChampagneBoi | 5

#2999782 - Saturday 30 July 2011 07:00

happens to alot of people

nabee26 | 15

#4667798 - Monday 9 July 2012 01:14

Well that's why you should've asked "who me?" I would've!

By BC215 | 0

#813235 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:03

haha that's funny

omnistryder | 0

#813472 - Sunday 31 January 2010 09:08

I agree... that's funny

By e_pi_i_plus1 | 0

#813236 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:03

wow, that sucks...

AVainAttempt | 0

#813241 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:03

agreed

lolpwntdumass | 0

#813246 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:04

now I get it lol

NUMBER23LEBRON | 0

#815554 - Monday 1 February 2010 02:13

she told her husband to hold the purse

By joshua7 | 0

#813242 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:03

wow fail

TheDaveCA | 0

#813355 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:28

And? it's a big world, stupid pointless-to-mention events happen more than once

By 1800getalife | 0

#813251 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:05

lucky there was no mace involved

cherrypieguy | 0

#814553 - Monday 1 February 2010 04:45

first

By sixpackripped | 0

#813252 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:06

what's a queqe?

mycool101 | 0

#813264 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:07

It's a line, smart one.

zingg1898 | 0

#813272 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:08

dictionary.com

Freeze_fml | 16

#813299 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:15

You're such a stereotype.

jensterz | 0

#813610 - Sunday 31 January 2010 10:23

I <3 yur abs, but they are probably FAKIES!!!!!

Shystai | 0

#813679 - Sunday 31 January 2010 10:58

Mine aren't fake

jensterz | 0

#813766 - Sunday 31 January 2010 11:38

sure u can say that

kukitheaf | 0

#814056 - Monday 1 February 2010 01:34

ooh im gonna get a pic of a random guys abs and set it as my pic so ppl can comment and i can brag :D

Malinkrot | 3

#814087 - Monday 1 February 2010 01:46

if you have to try to impress random people over the internet then you probably have a really sad and pathetic life

jensterz | 0

#814111 - Monday 1 February 2010 01:54

=win

tycubs | 0

#814156 - Monday 1 February 2010 02:09

have u not caught on that these are all 12 year old dorks in which have no friends at school so they live a popular life thru fml. omg I'm first to comment I'm sooo cool. try bragging about that at school. even ur 3rd grade classmates will make fun of u. shirtless dude, istead of posing in a mirror all day to try and block ur face out of ur self photo, try and grow pubes. maybe then some girl will give u ur first kiss. we'll work on a bj...god knows ur not there yet

sixpackripped | 0

#814157 - Monday 1 February 2010 02:09

no their not fake lol y would I put a pic of fake abs after all the work I did 2 get them like this lol

Shystai | 0

#814233 - Monday 1 February 2010 02:44

Because people are jealous and immature. I'm also 19 whoever said I'm twelve. And there are my abs. Grow up you twitty little girl. Go work out and then you can say something, until then; keep your mouth shut. Thanks, appreciate it

tycubs | 0

#814257 - Monday 1 February 2010 02:51

I'm actually swole. I can't believe I said that. I feel like a fag just saying that. can't imagine posting a pic of my abs. I'd fir sure know I'm a loser then. trying to impress 12 year old fml girls. u two shirtless queens should meet. compare abs, chat about all the cool posts u made on fml that day. compare your one inch peckers. match made in heaven!

Shystai | 0

#814282 - Monday 1 February 2010 03:02

Wow. Your probably someones b***. Don't start Internet fights you idiot. The guy above me has a fKe pic. It's on the first page of images. And you most likely made a comment about gay guts comparing Dinkers probably symbolizes that you've already done and expiremented with boys. Then moved on to your grandmother. Get a life, twit.

ZleveL | 0

#814313 - Monday 1 February 2010 03:13

what's a twit? it sounds british

Freeze_fml | 16

#814335 - Monday 1 February 2010 03:21

Real men wear boxers, not briefs.

Shystai | 0

#814425 - Monday 1 February 2010 03:51

Briefs rule :)

Austino713 | 0

#814766 - Monday 1 February 2010 05:55

agreed but u cant just have the abs u gotta have cool clothes and a cool job lots of work bein cool like me lol 

PottentialFML | 0

#814793 - Monday 1 February 2010 06:09

tycubs, obviously they are insecure and have low esteem so they put pictures of their abs on fml to make themselves feel like people actually like them.

Nsnlover | 0

#814952 - Monday 1 February 2010 07:34

I love you! Marry me! ;)

Shainax3 | 0

#814999 - Monday 1 February 2010 08:08

Shystai Ur abs itS Sexziii!!! u shuld put up a pixc of Ur Face --> Op Ur lifee SuCks

iliart_iliart | 0

#984662 - Sunday 25 April 2010 03:00

Anyone else realise that Shystai's pic is actually of Chritiano Ronaldo?

By Foxracingluver | 0

#813258 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:06

u shouldve told her u were just trying to help... this isn't an fml .. more like an accident or misunderstanding

By realsiq | 0

#813260 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:07

stealing her shopping? right...

BeeSkwaird | 0

#814819 - Monday 1 February 2010 06:21

Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Shopping bag? Shopping llama? Shopping bitch? Shopping rabbit's foot? What on earth is the missing worrrd...????

By Jrook | 0

#813266 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:07

lol well if this is a repeat I'm sure it could ne coincedence, I immagine this type of thing happens with some regularity

By camsham86 | 0

#813274 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:09

How is this an FML? Maybe if you at the end of this thrilling tale, you were arrested...otherwise, this is just a boring misunderstanding.

RyanKaufman | 7

#813316 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:20

You sir, fail. Most FMLs are misunderstandings. And it's REALLY awkward not to mention not their fault, and getting arrested is kind've a bad thing to... well everyone.