Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
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love2bu
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wow.....sucks to be you
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1800getalife
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lucky there was no mace involved
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love2bu
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wow.....sucks to be you
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lolpwntdumass
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lmfao
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TrekkieGirl
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This is why being a good samaritan just never seems to pay off....lol!
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fml2lie2
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how can i comment on my iphone?
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beer01
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fml2lie -- there's a curved arrow pointing to the left. click on that and it'll let you comment.
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emilypwnsyourmom
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well I was gonna say you obviously figured out how to comment if you commented on this..but then I realized that you can comment from a computer..fail XD
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JKfusion
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shouldve ran away with it
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tayyy16
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I don't get this post
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jayhv
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wow
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Lolcopterplz
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lol fyl lmfao
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fitzgerald21
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funny wunny
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TheChampagneBoi
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happens to alot of people
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nabee26
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Well that's why you should've asked "who me?"
I would've!
I would've!
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BC215
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haha that's funny
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omnistryder
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I agree... that's funny
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e_pi_i_plus1
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wow, that sucks...
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AVainAttempt
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agreed
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lolpwntdumass
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now I get it lol
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NUMBER23LEBRON
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she told her husband to hold the purse
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joshua7
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wow fail
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TheDaveCA
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And? it's a big world, stupid pointless-to-mention events happen more than once
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1800getalife
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lucky there was no mace involved
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cherrypieguy
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first
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sixpackripped
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what's a queqe?
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mycool101
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It's a line, smart one.
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zingg1898
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dictionary.com
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Freeze_fml
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You're such a stereotype.
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jensterz
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I <3 yur abs, but they are probably FAKIES!!!!!
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Shystai
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Mine aren't fake
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jensterz
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sure u can say that
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kukitheaf
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ooh im gonna get a pic of a random guys abs and set it as my pic so ppl can comment and i can brag :D
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Malinkrot
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if you have to try to impress random people over the internet then you probably have a really sad and pathetic life
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jensterz
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=win
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tycubs
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have u not caught on that these are all 12 year old dorks in which have no friends at school so they live a popular life thru fml. omg I'm first to comment I'm sooo cool. try bragging about that at school. even ur 3rd grade classmates will make fun of u. shirtless dude, istead of posing in a mirror all day to try and block ur face out of ur self photo, try and grow pubes. maybe then some girl will give u ur first kiss. we'll work on a bj...god knows ur not there yet
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sixpackripped
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no their not fake lol y would I put a pic of fake abs after all the work I did 2 get them like this lol
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Shystai
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Because people are jealous and immature. I'm also 19 whoever said I'm twelve. And there are my abs. Grow up you twitty little girl. Go work out and then you can say something, until then; keep your mouth shut. Thanks, appreciate it
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tycubs
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I'm actually swole. I can't believe I said that. I feel like a fag just saying that. can't imagine posting a pic of my abs. I'd fir sure know I'm a loser then. trying to impress 12 year old fml girls. u two shirtless queens should meet. compare abs, chat about all the cool posts u made on fml that day. compare your one inch peckers. match made in heaven!
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Shystai
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Wow. Your probably someones b***. Don't start Internet fights you idiot. The guy above me has a fKe pic. It's on the first page of images. And you most likely made a comment about gay guts comparing Dinkers probably symbolizes that you've already done and expiremented with boys. Then moved on to your grandmother. Get a life, twit.
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ZleveL
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what's a twit? it sounds british
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Freeze_fml
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Real men wear boxers, not briefs.
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Shystai
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Briefs rule :)
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Austino713
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agreed but u cant just have the abs u gotta have cool clothes and a cool job lots of work bein cool like me lol
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PottentialFML
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tycubs, obviously they are insecure and have low esteem so they put pictures of their abs on fml to make themselves feel like people actually like them.
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Nsnlover
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I love you! Marry me! ;)
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Shainax3
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Shystai Ur abs itS Sexziii!!! u shuld put up a pixc of Ur Face
--> Op Ur lifee SuCks
--> Op Ur lifee SuCks
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iliart_iliart
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Anyone else realise that Shystai's pic is actually of Chritiano Ronaldo?
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Foxracingluver
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u shouldve told her u were just trying to help... this isn't an fml .. more like an accident or misunderstanding
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realsiq
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stealing her shopping? right...
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BeeSkwaird
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Yeah, I was wondering about that too.
Shopping bag? Shopping llama? Shopping bitch? Shopping rabbit's foot? What on earth is the missing worrrd...????
Shopping bag? Shopping llama? Shopping bitch? Shopping rabbit's foot? What on earth is the missing worrrd...????
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Jrook
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lol well if this is a repeat I'm sure it could ne coincedence, I immagine this type of thing happens with some regularity
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camsham86
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How is this an FML? Maybe if you at the end of this thrilling tale, you were arrested...otherwise, this is just a boring misunderstanding.
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RyanKaufman
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You sir, fail. Most FMLs are misunderstandings. And it's REALLY awkward not to mention not their fault, and getting arrested is kind've a bad thing to... well everyone.