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Show it anywayI also know a kid named: "myurine". Yeah, he's bot very popular...
My friend has a nephew named Phoenix. He's going to have a nickname he's not going to like in high school.
36 - Phoenix is an awesome name, especially when talking about a penis. It keeps getting back up,,
**** thats awesome, just one lettet off supreme.
There's a difference in being "unique" and having parents with I-Can't-Name-Children-For-Shit Syndrome.
SUPREME SPERM!
My mother had a student named Yuri...which would be fine if it were an eastern European male. Nope, white girl (who pronounced it "Judy")
And you never know there might be a reason your parents named you that. Might be a special place or person. Ask them about it. My name is Ammar and that was the name of the mosque my parents were married at.
The username is Nico, though...
agreed.
Hey, it's not that bad. My name is Zeiva. Its pronounced zay-va, but everyone says it zeeva, thanks to NCIS. Doesn't help that I look kinda like her, too..
Spreme is third person Italian for to squeeze or to press. It could be a lot worse though my names Freya (not too bad but I have had people spell it therieyja) and I know someone whose parents didn't think before calling him Richard head
Yeah, and my name is jehisel . have you ever heard of that one?
Hay i get what you people mean... There's a difference between "UNIQUE" and "HOW DA **** DO I SAY THIS?!" my names Talya. Its not that unique, but I've never met anyone with it so...
sweeeet!!!!
TRUE, in Tampa Florida, and many, many people know him. The guy's name is Richard Ake (ache). Why in the hell do parents do this?
99, it might not be "relevant," but it's spelled Ziva. It's been bothering me.
my name is erin, but i had a doctor that said "urin" like errr-in. my sister calls me urine sometimes because of that >.>
My name is Dusti, I'm a girl too, I like it except when people spell it with a y, I've only met 1 other girl with the name Dusti.
**** u
My name is douchebag.
My dad is a professor and he has a student named ********. It's pronounced as shi theed though. So consider yourself lucky.
I don't get the "mexican families" part..
209- Not to be creepy but, my teacher told me that story.
I feel your pain. My name is Aylin. It's pronounced like Eileen though. But everyone always says it like A-lun or A-lin or Allan. And because of the spelling, people have given me the nickname Alien. One friend even turned Alien into Aliena so now I have a completely new name along with my own. It can get irritating but now I just go with it. :)
Yeah, my sister's name is Regan. (RAY-gan) she often gets confused as "Reegan." My name is Kaylin, often confused as Kaitlyn. Spreme, however, is a pretty badass name :)
Yeah, this whole threads has just been a bunch of mostly difficult names to pronounce, I feel as though I should join in, so here goes nothing: My names iliketurrdles, pronounced I-like-turrtles. True story.
My name is Keri, I'm so very, fly oh my it's a lil bit scary...
249- Penis? I meant he'd be called Fetus.
My name's Madison. When people call me out in a crowd, about 7 other girls (and occasionally a guy) turns to who said it. Last year I had my locker next to a quite popular Madi. Someone would say Madi and I would react only to get, "Oh... Not you." On average I have about 1-3 other Madi's in all of my classes.
I thought yuri was Russian?
My name is Victoria and people have managed to call me Virginia.. Alot
My names Hallie, with a short a, and I always get "hayley." it makes me feel even worse because I changed my name, so it's kinda my fault, but it gets sooo annoying.
My name is Danny. It's SO common. A popular girl in ,my grade was named Dani, and every time girls called her name I'd turn around and it'd be awkward. My guitar teacher is Danny. My bassist is Danny. TWO of my history teachers in high school were Danny. True, I once was in an English class where there were 5 Dannys. We'd always do group projects together, because we made up a quarter of the class. Grass is always greener, eh?
Call of duty fan boy?? Lol
There's a difference between a unique name and a crappy name. My name is Mallory. Unique (I've only met a few others) but it's easy to pronounce. People usually spell it wrong, though. (Malerie or Malorie usually).
251- in Latin names (most of the time) the y is pronounced as a j & the r makes a d sound.
Well my LAST name is Handcock. Its Irish. Most people dropped the letter d so it says Hancock but my family didn't
How is it pronounced?
My sister's name is Gaelyn, pronounced "gay-len", but everyone pronounces it "gee-leen". I've never met any woman with the same name, and never seen any man with the same spelling. She gets teased sometimes for the "Gae" section of her name.
S-p-reem
176- how do people not know how to spell/pronounce autumn, it happens once a year so it can't be that difficult to remember.
I know it's not my first name, but my middle name is 'Delysia'. I've been called 'Del-eye-za' 'Del-ee-sa' and even 'Del-ee-zee-ah' with an extra 'ah' haha. In actual fact it's pronounced 'Del-ee-see-a' and I love how unique it is. My first and last name are so common so I love having a bit of originality :D
I know she can't be white if her name is pronounced judy. That's the Spanish pronunciation.
I know someone named Yuri. It's pronounced Judy because in Spanish the Y's make a J sound and the R's make a D sound.
I'm just gonna say this. My name is Karolina Kazlauskaite. Care-oh-LYNN-uh Kuz-low-skuy-teh. Yeah.
My name's Mona. I for one actually like my name, except when people find the joke of: "Mona!" "yeah?" "Lisaaa!" Funny -.-
I like my name, my 4th grade teacher called me Rusty for some reason -_- it was very strange
Pronounced like ****-L?
Mw3 yuri is a beast **** u macarov
It is haven't u played mw3?!?
I work with a lady whose legal name is sprinkles. She goes by a different name though.
I call my sister that too. My name rhymes with far too many stupid words so it's an even battle.
There's a lady at my job named Shirley Hadcock.
Agreeed
665 thumbs up
My name is Muslim and I've never met anyone with the same name. If someone came come up with anything better 'hey Muslim are you really Muslim?' it'll be the first new joke I've heard in like 10 years.
K mines beast- Im naomi-dont say it backwards My friends names are zariah, halima, micaela, zacari, malique, imani, abcde ( prenounced ab-sid-dee), and i know a girl named stacy wacker.... Yes ik stacy wacker isnt bad.... Her dads name is richard and everyone calls him dick.... Hey Dick Wacker!!!
Ha I got it right as I read it, my buddy's last name is leiva n pronounced the same....haha his nick name I ironically nico XD
the store manager where I work is named Chris P Dick. there's also a teacher at my school named Harry Sachs. he doesn't actually go by Harry, but its still funny. and btw, Yuri is an eastern European boys name, but it's also a Japanese girls name, but it's still not pronounced Judy...
That's an awesome name
My name is Leah, and EVERYONE pronounces it lee-ah, but it's actually lay-ay. So I really have 2 names, leeah for all the teachers that don't understand that's not my name, and layah for friends and family >.
I have a really easy name; its Bailey, and people still can't get it right! In seventh grade my homeroom teacher called me Bradley (I'm a girl) and he could never pronounce it right.
#132 for jehizel man. Jk I'm not a hippie
My teacher's brother's name is Gorgeous. His parents wanted to name him after his grandpa George, but thought George was too old fashioned. So they named him Gorgeous
yeah I have trouble with people messing up my name. it's Arya. (Ah-reye-yuh) yup... They like to say Areeea or ar-ia. or even names that doesn't sound like mine at all.
On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!
Your supreme man! Be proud.
yea and I'm sure that 100 others from your class have the same look as you...so unique
Sounds like sperm..most likely not a coincidence.
I had a sub named Mr. Wiener, his descendants will have that last name too... OP, never go into the teaching business, just a little tip.
I don't get where the invisible d would go I've never met someone called arrianna but it's obvious how it should be pronounced
lol 182
Adrianna. No, it's pretty easy to say that.
I kinda wish she would have wrote out how to actually pronounce her name... The mystery is killing me!
167- that's weird.. I know about 7 arianna's and none of them have had name pronunciation troubles. And one is even spelled like Aireannah.
I had a Spanish class on high school with 5 other people with my name, all spelled different though and none spelled like mine so I guess it's a little unique :)
When I was little no one had my name; they called me Elizabeth instead since it was "easier". Now my name has been #1 in the US for two years and a kindergarten class can have 5 Isabellas at one time. :/
Someone in my class' name is Arpit, so he understands your pain. You have to be extra careful when pronouncing unique names like yours. :)
Knew one named mister melom, he was mister melon head
... Really?
Yes really.
For sure.
Definitely.
Would this be considered a combo breaker???
Nooo hes just making it up. He just wanted to get an FML(best website ever!) posted.
Damn your parents must hate u
I know a guy named Dick Pain, no joke
Dont worry OP I bet the bitches love your name (BTW I almost never call people bitches so stop bitching bitch)
Thumbs up if you said it out loud to yourself
That sucks but does anybody else have an ad pop up everytime you opeb fml app because that really sucks
YES! it's for the stupid 'bakery story' app right?
Yes, goddamn it. I propose we rate 1 star until it's removed (or fixed).
That's nothing I know a girl named gonorrhea
I pronounced it as supreme.
I would this it's pronounced 'spreem' o.o
That's how I pronounced it
i read it as sperm
Haha I thought it was surpreme also! But then I read it again..... :/
I pronounce it at spreem too!
Wow my name is Jealous too
Hey, I know a kid named "maboob". Be thankful.
What? Ur boob? U got just one?
i know one named Manchild, op should feel blessed lol
I had a teacher and his name was manho
I know a guy named 'Hardick'
I know a guy named Lawl.
Haha like, what are parents thinking when they sign that birth certificate? "Ah! Maboob! what a nice name!" Yeah ma', he won't be made fun of at all...
I'm pretty sure that's an Arabic or Indian name.
I'm friends with some Indians. Sanskrit names can be pretty difficult to pronounce. I know a Snighda. Looks weird, but not too difficult. Then I know a Shakambhari. She however goes by SJ, haha.
I know someone named Suporn...
i know someone named fuckineedaweirdnamesaggytits hard to pronounce.. i know
I know this german kid named Farkard. People at my school pronounce it **** hard.
This guy I went to high with his last name is "Hickey".
I know a guy who's name is Pee Nisch. Does that count too?
A guy in my friends school is called will barrow
OP's from France. I don't think his parents would name him penis in his own language. Haha
OP's from France, and I thought they had laws there against giving your kid a weird name? At least, that's something that comes up in the U.S. when people here give their children an unfortunate name. "If this were France, or Germany, you wouldn't be allowed to name your kid that. They have laws."
My last name is ware... My grandpa spend months trying to get my mother to name me china.
@133 indeed, there is a law against that and that is why I think that OP's talking about his last name, and not his surname as everyone think. Actually I'm pretty sure it's his last name. @107 "pénis" is not pronounced 'pay knee", the final "s" is pronounced like in "kiss". Also with the French pronunciation, French people will automatically think "Sperme" (and not supreme) or mispelled it. Awkward...
In India there are names like 'akshat', 'dakshat', 'dakshit' , 'akshan' I've also met a guy whose last name was 'dixit'. Now that's badass....
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I pronounced it as supreme.
On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!