Intimacy: Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting... - FML

By Humiliated - 14/09/2009 12:58 - United States

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Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

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blahblahblksheep 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:46

do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

chowyuk 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

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Monday 14 September 2009 20:09

dude that sucks

violentturtle 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 21:42

Fake.

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Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:47

you must have a disorder when you sneeze and pelvis thrust to cut your self down there

farsidee 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:39

ahahahahahahahah wow what an idiot^

chowyuk 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

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Sunday 27 June 2010 9:32

atleast it's not a guy *phew* cuz if it were his balls  even I'D be crying

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Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:40

hard to imagine similar to BME PAIN OLYMPICS?

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Saturday 24 July 2010 4:44

What was she shaving with a Swiss army knife?

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Monday 14 September 2009 20:22

First! Wouldnt you kind of know it was about to happen beforehand?

arienh4 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:23

First to fail. Woohoo.

ilyrwr 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 18:30

lawl^

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Monday 14 September 2009 20:39

Damn, that's rough. But, wouldn't you have felt the sneeze coming ahead of time and move the razor away from your crotch?

blahblahblksheep 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:46

do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

blinkingstarlet 15

Tuesday 15 September 2009 10:12

haha good call

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Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:14

#6 ya i no right?

jessicawuvsya 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 16:21

Turn it side ways dumb ass

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Monday 14 September 2009 21:03

Guess he learn't it the hard way.

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Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:46

learned**

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Friday 3 June 2011 7:13

she*

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Thursday 12 July 2012 21:11

****SHE****

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Monday 14 September 2009 21:47

OUCH!!!! hahah fyl!

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Monday 14 September 2009 22:49

Wow it definetly showed me as first comment before That sucks you cant yave sex for a while now :(

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Monday 14 September 2009 22:56

that sucks

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Monday 14 September 2009 23:00

Ouch that seems really embarresing fyl indeed

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