FML : Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite...

Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Humiliated - / Monday 14 September 2009 12:58 / United States

Intimacy

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By blahblahblksheep | 0

#562917 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:46

do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

By chowyuk | 0

#562846 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

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By jeepster7874 | 0

#562806 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:09

dude that sucks

violentturtle | 0

#574659 - Saturday 19 September 2009 21:42

Fake.

V4ZQU3Z | 0

#1111744 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:47

you must have a disorder when you sneeze and pelvis thrust to cut your self down there

farsidee | 0

#1179690 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:39

ahahahahahahahah wow what an idiot^

By chowyuk | 0

#562846 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

ZleveL | 0

#1045892 - Sunday 27 June 2010 9:32

atleast it's not a guy *phew* cuz if it were his balls  even I'D be crying

Turfin | 0

#1112222 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:40

hard to imagine similar to BME PAIN OLYMPICS?

WTF_WantToFly | 0

#1131666 - Saturday 24 July 2010 4:44

What was she shaving with a Swiss army knife?

By PimpinPenguin | 0

#562855 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:22

First!
Wouldnt you kind of know it was about to happen beforehand?

arienh4 | 0

#562861 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:23

First to fail. Woohoo.

ilyrwr | 0

#1223311 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 18:30

lawl^

By asnider | 0

#562897 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:39

Damn, that's rough. But, wouldn't you have felt the sneeze coming ahead of time and move the razor away from your crotch?

By blahblahblksheep | 0

#562917 - Monday 14 September 2009 20:46

do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

blinkingstarlet | 15

#564371 - Tuesday 15 September 2009 10:12

haha good call

ilovefatcats | 12

#970949 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:14

#6 ya i no right?

jessicawuvsya | 0

#4590989 - Wednesday 20 June 2012 16:21

Turn it side ways dumb ass

By DeMoCraCy | 0

#562960 - Monday 14 September 2009 21:03

Guess he learn't it the hard way.

garble0218 | 0

#2302225 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:46

learned**

MJHood | 3

#2610956 - Friday 3 June 2011 7:13

she*

karalayo | 4

#4680232 - Thursday 12 July 2012 21:11

****SHE****

By sch1ll | 0

#563054 - Monday 14 September 2009 21:47

OUCH!!!! hahah fyl!

By PimpinPenguin | 0

#563178 - Monday 14 September 2009 22:49

Wow it definetly showed me as first comment before
That sucks you cant yave sex for a while now :(

By xXxFML | 0

#563195 - Monday 14 September 2009 22:56

that sucks

By Dopeyrox | 0

#563204 - Monday 14 September 2009 23:00

Ouch that seems really embarresing fyl indeed

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