Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML
Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML
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blahblahblksheep 0
do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?
chowyuk 0
That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming
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XRiseToFallAgain 0
Don't shave down there, then? I'm sorry, but it's unbelievably feminine and dumb. Why does every man have to be a ******* Calvin Klein model and not have one single hair on their body?
caticaticati 3
I know guys that only shave there and their faces... it's definitely nice for the girls that are giving them head. Most boys don't want bush in their face if they're giving a girl oral - same goes for a lot of girls when they're giving a guy oral.
caticaticati 3
Also, as I just noticed, the OP is a female, so why did this thing about guys shaving come into the conversation?
sevenalive 0
i do it once the hair gets long, same for armpits. because i like a women who is shaved and we both dont want are faces in pubes. i dont go bald down there, but being really hairy us disgusting as it traps sweat
blinkingstarlet 15
this comment is a major TMI ... fail
afrbrunette 0
haha I agree! WAY tmi!
tabbycat 0
Goodness, that's nasty. FYL indeed.
Gia0896 0
Why did you have a girl doctor..If your a girl..Get a freakin girl doctor you DIP
lonelyboy23 0
I hope everything heals up.
Gia0896 0
*i mean why DIDNT you have a girl doctor if you a girl
MYMMYMSICSIC 0
Because when youvare in the ER bleeding, you don't really have a choice who is your doctor
visage 0
What the hell do you shave with, a chainsaw? I've cut myself pretty damn bad, but even with 4 blades not nearly that bad.
MikeLitoris_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MissKittie 3
Why didnt you take the razor off your skin when you realised you were going to sneeze? LOL. YDI.
Spongii101 12
Maybe the sneeze crept up on her unexpectedly.
shmexi 0
that's what I thoughtt! it's totally fake, too.(: just sayingg(:
DbeX 0
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jess6blondie9 3
Really?....... Interesting.
heyyitslo 6
I totally agree with you DbeX