Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
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Starfire22
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Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"
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Julianneisasmurf
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don't judge a book by it's cover.
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Julianneisasmurf
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don't judge a book by it's cover.
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greenltrn2003
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newspaper in this case
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The_Pleb
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Yeah dont judge a book by its cover, im sure she can cook and clean just as good as any prettier woman
FYL -100
FYL -100
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stargazur
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Oh my god, my name is Julianne too!
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meepmerp
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Wow! Really!? Congratulations!
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Fminetoo
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HAHA FYL
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bibi2223
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first!!
Ahah and that sucks. And so do I. I have the IQ of a glass of water.
Ahah and that sucks. And so do I. I have the IQ of a glass of water.
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Fminetoo
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Epic Fail!
Dumbass
Dumbass
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QTp13
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#6 I agree 100%.
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Fminetoo
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i wouldnt give that to ya either, maybe the IQ of a box of rocks...
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highbie
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stfu maybe it was so sudden that response was the only response that op could think of
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QTp13
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Bahahahaha :'D
That is classic!
That is classic!
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Starfire22
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Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"
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May525XoXo
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ikr?
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aimbug
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People often don't think under pressure.
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honeybeezy
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haha fyl
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dante0220
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lmfao!!!!!!!!
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txgirl09
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rofl, serves you right for being complicated. should have just said no thanks.
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vynns
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"Sorry I'm attached" would have been a more painless answer... But I guess you get to post on FML for saying you're gay. :)
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blastvortex
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Ditto. That's what you get for lying, OP. YDI.