By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
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Starfire22 5

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

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greenltrn2003 0

newspaper in this case

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The_Pleb 0

Yeah dont judge a book by its cover, im sure she can cook and clean just as good as any prettier woman FYL -100

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bibi2223 0

first!! Ahah and that sucks. And so do I. I have the IQ of a glass of water.

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Fminetoo 0

i wouldnt give that to ya either, maybe the IQ of a box of rocks...

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highbie 0

stfu maybe it was so sudden that response was the only response that op could think of

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Starfire22 5

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

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aimbug 42

People often don't think under pressure.

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txgirl09 5

rofl, serves you right for being complicated. should have just said no thanks.

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vynns 0

"Sorry I'm attached" would have been a more painless answer... But I guess you get to post on FML for saying you're gay. :)

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blastvortex 3

Ditto. That's what you get for lying, OP. YDI.

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