By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
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Starfire22 5
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Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

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Julianneisasmurf 0
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don't judge a book by it's cover.

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Julianneisasmurf 0
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don't judge a book by it's cover.

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greenltrn2003 0

newspaper in this case

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The_Pleb 0
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Yeah dont judge a book by its cover, im sure she can cook and clean just as good as any prettier woman FYL -100

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stargazur 9
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Oh my god, my name is Julianne too!

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meepmerp 20
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Wow! Really!? Congratulations!

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Fminetoo 0

HAHA FYL

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bibi2223 0
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first!! Ahah and that sucks. And so do I. I have the IQ of a glass of water.

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Fminetoo 0

Epic Fail! Dumbass

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QTp13 10
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#6 I agree 100%.

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Fminetoo 0

i wouldnt give that to ya either, maybe the IQ of a box of rocks...

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highbie 0
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stfu maybe it was so sudden that response was the only response that op could think of

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QTp13 10
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Bahahahaha :'D That is classic!

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Starfire22 5
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Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

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May525XoXo 8

ikr?

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aimbug 42
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People often don't think under pressure.

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honeybeezy 0

haha fyl

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dante0220 0

lmfao!!!!!!!!

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txgirl09 5

rofl, serves you right for being complicated. should have just said no thanks.

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vynns 0

"Sorry I'm attached" would have been a more painless answer... But I guess you get to post on FML for saying you're gay. :)

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blastvortex 3
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Ditto. That's what you get for lying, OP. YDI.

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