Miscellaneous: Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because...

By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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You deserved it 3 195

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 23:00

Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 318

By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

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You deserved it 2 288

By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

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You deserved it 1 896

By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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You deserved it 3 137

The truth will out

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 11:00

Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML

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You deserved it 79

Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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You deserved it 4 546

Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 00:00

Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML

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You deserved it 135

butch_babe 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:15

how did he/she deserve that?

Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:33

Yow. Ouch.

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Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:33

Yow. Ouch.

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:53

wow sorry op and posters u guys need to get a life lol

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:08

what a disguisting bitch! your moms a *****

maserle 8

Tuesday 3 November 2020 16:11

Mother of God...

collar50 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:52

Yep, I agree with #2. You deserved it.

butch_babe 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:15

how did he/she deserve that?

Avaquin 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 17:25

umm, HOW did they deserve it?

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:54

How does anyone deserve that kind of thing that they can't even control?!

Jari 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:03

How does anyone not see the sarcasm oozing from those people's posts? OP: Holy crap, that's bad.

superking91 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:35

it's sarcasm guys >_>

iheartjustinsane 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:43

lolwut?

a_peyton 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:31

Woa, bummer

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:48

I don't even get what the FML is. where you HOPING you were an accident?

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Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML

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Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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