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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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By Dannnn - 10/06/2021 10:59

Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:03

maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

f_this_noise 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:06

youre an idiot

Comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:19

#8: waaaaaaaah...?? and idiot, that is a total YDI. neveer say what you are thinking just think God and be happy.

Thisguy9576 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:28

Wow she probably just wanted a drink pshh stupid stupid stupd

x_eyebrows 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:39

Wow, you must have a pretty low self-esteem to blurt out something like that. YDI.

pinkfakecheez 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:41

You could have said "Pinch me, I'm dreaming" or replaced the word "prank" with "dream".

Anonymoussucks 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:42

I do enjoy reading FML stories that have clearly been conjured up in the pea-sized brain of Anonymous. I also can't help but notice that your lame, uninteresting stories come in clusters. Next time you think you're a having a stroke of creative genius, chances are you're not. So to be safe, don't post stories here, because they suck. Yours truly, Anonymoussucks PS why yes I did create this account to call you out, because your stories are getting unbearable.

Lou_Briccant 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:47

That sounds like something I would do. Though I'm curious as to why you didn't go after her when she walked out.

Puolukka 4

Friday 17 April 2009 16:50

#15 You're a moron...all those posts are not by the same person. When someone posts an FML but doesn't enter any name at all then it automatically comes up as "Anonymus"

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:53

#15: You really are not smart, Anonymous is just the name they give the posters who don't put a name, next time you "tell somone off" actually try to be smart about it.

revezone 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:54

smooth move, rico suave... and you didn't go after herr.... why?

djqlue 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:01

You idiot!! Go with it and if it's a prank then you lose but if it's real, then you just got the best pussy you ever had in your life. Wow, I would be so pissed with myself if I had done that....