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By friendless - 19/03/2018 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By doyouwantmedead - 21/08/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 13:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By ahh - 28/12/2009 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 March 2018 19:56

I think your friend count has an off-by-one error.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Monday 19 March 2018 19:41

At least you know your only friend is honest.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Monday 19 March 2018 19:41

At least you know your only friend is honest.

Rabite 28

Monday 19 March 2018 19:46

Two's company. Three is a party.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 March 2018 19:56

I think your friend count has an off-by-one error.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Tuesday 20 March 2018 8:31

That's because nothing is perfect, and it's called a tolerance. Sadly, this one is in the negative direction.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 March 2018 16:02

A tolerance of +/- 1 is ok if you’re counting dozens of things, but in this case, it’s a 100% error!

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 19 March 2018 20:02

Friends are overrated anyways, may I recommend the anti-social route? You will live years longer not giving a damn about others. Works for me!

pjsr 32

Monday 19 March 2018 20:28

Time to get out and make new friends

Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 19 March 2018 20:50

But there’s cake...

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 19 March 2018 20:53

The cake is a lie

ARISKomuniszt 24

Monday 19 March 2018 21:38

Keep this in the back of your head. Teach 'em a good lesson later.

Sheepiebeepie 26

Tuesday 20 March 2018 3:10

No, go home, we don’t need more people like you “teaching people lessons” in misguided ways.

Nadine 21

Tuesday 20 March 2018 11:44

Agreed. That sounded super creepy and unnecessarily threatening.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Wednesday 21 March 2018 18:53

Literally all I meant was "don't show up to their next party"... jeez guys

Rabite 28

Monday 19 March 2018 23:04

I wonder what the birthday party actually was. I mean a normal party with only two guests is kinda weird. Or was it a coffee together with the family? I mean there are more reasons than "being a shitty 'friend'" why she didn't want to come.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 20 March 2018 2:51

Making friends 101. Don't call it a birthday party, just ask them to hang out. Birthday parties might be intimidating especially in small numbers.

BTK4399 14

Tuesday 20 March 2018 4:27

So no one told you life was gonna be this way?

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