#rude

By friendless - 19/03/2018 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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I think your friend count has an off-by-one error.

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ZoroMiHawk 25
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At least you know your only friend is honest.

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ZoroMiHawk 25
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At least you know your only friend is honest.

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Rabite 28
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Two's company. Three is a party.

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RichardPencil 30
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I think your friend count has an off-by-one error.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
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That's because nothing is perfect, and it's called a tolerance. Sadly, this one is in the negative direction.

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RichardPencil 30
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A tolerance of +/- 1 is ok if you’re counting dozens of things, but in this case, it’s a 100% error!

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friends are overrated anyways, may I recommend the anti-social route? You will live years longer not giving a damn about others. Works for me!

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pjsr 32
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Time to get out and make new friends

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Donut_Wizard 23

But there’s cake...

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

The cake is a lie

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ARISKomuniszt 24
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Keep this in the back of your head. Teach 'em a good lesson later.

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Sheepiebeepie 26
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No, go home, we don’t need more people like you “teaching people lessons” in misguided ways.

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Nadine 21
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Agreed. That sounded super creepy and unnecessarily threatening.

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ARISKomuniszt 24
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Literally all I meant was "don't show up to their next party"... jeez guys

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Rabite 28
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I wonder what the birthday party actually was. I mean a normal party with only two guests is kinda weird. Or was it a coffee together with the family? I mean there are more reasons than "being a shitty 'friend'" why she didn't want to come.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Making friends 101. Don't call it a birthday party, just ask them to hang out. Birthday parties might be intimidating especially in small numbers.

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BTK4399 14

So no one told you life was gonna be this way?

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