You sure aren't lovin it.

Once again, another customer didn't get what they wanted.

13 Since I never get what I want. I just walk in, place $5 on the counter and say "surprise me."

Win!!!

Surprise, surprise. McDonalds hurts you and your car. I always knew they were evil.

He didn't have it his way

Isn't that Burger King?

Shows how hungry that person was!

Guess you didn't put a smile on.

Stop eating fast food?

This made my day a lot better, thank you so much. I honestly didn't think my life could get much worse at this point but you put a smile on me kind sir and for that, I thank you.

Clearly you should have seen that coming

with the eyes on the back of her head?? go drink some bleach

That escalated quickly.

Bleach should be included in everyone's diet. On occasion I switch out my morning OJ with a nice healthy mug of Clorox. Chalk full of antioxidants so it really cleans out the system.

Drink bleach erryday.

very intelligent comeback there Sir

#45 if you didn't get that and took it literally, maybe you should go back to elementary school

How about a rearview mirror?

#93 - I'd drink Bleach if it came in a Kon-shaped cup. In the meantime, I'll stick to my soul candy.

For the stupid people on the internet, this is a joke. I don't want to turn on the news and hear that someone read on FML to include bleach in his or her diet, so she added it to his or her food and died.

128, why must you defy Darwin? Clearly the proper course of action would be not to say anything, and let people decide for themselves if they want to try it...

Does no one understand sarcasm? Thought that was pretty obvious

Now how would they see that coming?

What's wrong with you?

That sucks, FYL. That other person needs to be more careful.

That other person needs to retake their driving test. They need to relearn how to stop.
It's just lucky it wasn't a pedestrian. They could have been killed.

And OP needs to change their McDonald's schedule too...

Make sure he pays up

Guessing from last week, my guess is he probably won't sue the dangerous driver.

McCarCrash

OP should have slapped the McShit out of them.

Should've beat the shitten nuggets out of him.

And break his McRibs.

Well that was a McClusterfuck of a day. wasnt it?

Personal vendetta?

More like Personal McVendetta

You tried to be funny with the Mc joke, but it doesnt work everywhere. Im sorry.

Apology accepted.

Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.

Or stop eating at That one.

Or maybe go to Burger King so that OP can have it his/her way!

or choose In N Out instead

or eat a salad.

Or walk Mr. Car Accident you!

I'm glad you said it gothiccandy. Exactly what I thought!!!

or you know, try making food yourself?

That is the universe telling you not to eat McDonalds.

Ever again. Because you know what'll happen if you do...

If there is any moral to this story, it would have to be: Stay the fuck away from McDonald's!

hes stalking you

And rear ending you, so you'll notice... ;{)