By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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gothiccandy 9

Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.

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Damian95 16

Once again, another customer didn't get what they wanted.

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lilhellian 26

13 Since I never get what I want. I just walk in, place $5 on the counter and say "surprise me."

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BlueFlatts 20

Surprise, surprise. McDonalds hurts you and your car. I always knew they were evil.

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janelly16 7

Isn't that Burger King?

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badluckross 21

This made my day a lot better, thank you so much. I honestly didn't think my life could get much worse at this point but you put a smile on me kind sir and for that, I thank you.

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abbttmc 12

Clearly you should have seen that coming

Ambient25 24

with the eyes on the back of her head?? go drink some bleach

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Bleach should be included in everyone's diet. On occasion I switch out my morning OJ with a nice healthy mug of Clorox. Chalk full of antioxidants so it really cleans out the system.

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shadow7x 10

#45 if you didn't get that and took it literally, maybe you should go back to elementary school

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breezyblue33 19

#93 - I'd drink Bleach if it came in a Kon-shaped cup. In the meantime, I'll stick to my soul candy.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

For the stupid people on the internet, this is a joke. I don't want to turn on the news and hear that someone read on FML to include bleach in his or her diet, so she added it to his or her food and died.

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Axipiter 24

128, why must you defy Darwin? Clearly the proper course of action would be not to say anything, and let people decide for themselves if they want to try it...

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abbttmc 12

Does no one understand sarcasm? Thought that was pretty obvious

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dixiefoxx 22

That sucks, FYL. That other person needs to be more careful.

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niallo 23

That other person needs to retake their driving test. They need to relearn how to stop. It's just lucky it wasn't a pedestrian. They could have been killed.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

And OP needs to change their McDonald's schedule too...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

More like Personal McVendetta

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lambda_fml 40

You tried to be funny with the Mc joke, but it doesnt work everywhere. Im sorry.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Apology accepted.

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gothiccandy 9

Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.

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euphoricness 28

Or maybe go to Burger King so that OP can have it his/her way!

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scadeypants 2

I'm glad you said it gothiccandy. Exactly what I thought!!!

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twaumat 28

or you know, try making food yourself?

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RpiesSPIES 27

That is the universe telling you not to eat McDonalds.

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Axipiter 24

Ever again. Because you know what'll happen if you do...

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HortonThelephant 15

If there is any moral to this story, it would have to be: Stay the **** away from McDonald's!

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asdfjkl123456 13

Seems like you've made a friend, doesn't it?

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