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You sure aren't lovin it.
13 Since I never get what I want. I just walk in, place $5 on the counter and say "surprise me."
Win!!!
He didn't have it his way
Shows how hungry that person was!
Guess you didn't put a smile on.
Stop eating fast food?
This made my day a lot better, thank you so much. I honestly didn't think my life could get much worse at this point but you put a smile on me kind sir and for that, I thank you.
with the eyes on the back of her head?? go drink some bleach
That escalated quickly.
Drink bleach erryday.
very intelligent comeback there Sir
#45 if you didn't get that and took it literally, maybe you should go back to elementary school
How about a rearview mirror?
128, why must you defy Darwin? Clearly the proper course of action would be not to say anything, and let people decide for themselves if they want to try it...
Now how would they see that coming?
What's wrong with you?
That other person needs to retake their driving test. They need to relearn how to stop. It's just lucky it wasn't a pedestrian. They could have been killed.
McCarCrash
OP should have slapped the McShit out of them.
Should've beat the shitten nuggets out of him.
Well that was a McClusterfuck of a day. wasnt it?
Personal vendetta?
You tried to be funny with the Mc joke, but it doesnt work everywhere. Im sorry.
Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.
Or stop eating at That one.
or choose In N Out instead
Or walk Mr. Car Accident you!
I'm glad you said it gothiccandy. Exactly what I thought!!!
Ever again. Because you know what'll happen if you do...
If there is any moral to this story, it would have to be: Stay the **** away from McDonald's!
hes stalking you
And rear ending you, so you'll notice... ;{)
Seems like you've made a friend, doesn't it?
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You sure aren't lovin it.
Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.