Today, my sister and I got a room in the attic of an old hotel,...

By Salzburg - 06/05/2019 12:00

Today, my sister and I got a room in the attic of an old hotel, while our parents got a room several floors down. We discovered the room was full of bugs. Our parents didn't believe us, so we brought them some as proof. They told us to get over it. We can't sleep. We've killed 50 and counting. FML

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Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 6 May 2019 14:46

My question is, why would your parents NOT believe that? OP: “Ew, Mom, Dad, there’s a ton of bugs in our room”. Parents: “I honestly can’t think of why there’d be bugs in an attic room, which means you must be lying. Now go back to bed”.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 May 2019 15:33

Why are you bugging your parents? You should bee calling your ant! It mite tick her off, but she’ll fly in to help you.

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colderthanyou 15

Monday 6 May 2019 13:54

Like bedbugs, roaches or other bugs? It sounds like a bit of an infestation regardless. I’d complain to a manager or call a health inspector

MidnaLink 33

Monday 6 May 2019 14:46

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 6 May 2019 15:24

Wtf? This doesn’t make sense. Bro my biggest loathing in the world is for bugs I would be beside myself if that happened to me. I don’t understand why your parents would assume you’re lying for a logical problem. Go to the hotel manager and ask to change rooms so that soon the attic can eventually get disinfected. You paid money didn’t you? You should be able to request a room change or at least make your parents do so.