Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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Top comments
chris_42 11
You sure aren't lovin it.
gothiccandy 9
Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.
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Comments (178)
Pstraka6 20
Tell them your order is ready at the next window, not car window
chlorinegreen 27
Well I thought this was funny. Maybe op shod stop visiting McDonald's so much that he runs into 1 person that often.
Pstraka6 20
I'm going to have to agree with you on that
chlorinegreen 27
Should** not shod.. Geez
ShawnBushOG 9
It's a sign! start eating Subway! eat fresh
laurenlovesjb 20
Too bad they have hardly any 5 dollar foot longs anymore!
stevenJB 25
Thumbed you down just because of your profile picture.^
botanistjessica 24
Are we ever going to stop with this petty Bieber hating thing on FML? It's getting old.
chlorinegreen 27
I think I've seen 114's comment at least a handful of times by different people. I think 70 gets it.. You don't like Justin Bieber!
sikunt89_fml 16
Your pic is worse #114
mokielove 10
lmmfao
BlowinChronic 18
Lego Men Magically Flying Around Oranges?
jarrettd 27
Let' make muffins from an octopus.
wanttoFchallan 6
I think it's time you find another location or start cooking at home.
karlcolt45 19
NEW FRIEND! you guys can eat McDonald's together and forget friendship bracelets, friendship neck braces are so 2013
tenfiftynine 12
Not everyone has two cars. OP might just have that one.
GetPuckedUp 3
time to go to Burger King.
olpally 33
I guess you didn't like the Big Mac dent last week he gave you, so he gave you a double cheeseburger dent this week... What are the odds of this happening though? Lol.
ligerzero459 24
I bet the cops will find that hilarious when they probably suspend his license
Enslaved 38
Junk in the trunk? Not you car's, butt your actual ass instead, if you keep going to McDonald's weekly! :P