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poor parrenting skills ftl
Cool mom.
rule #1: NEVER **** with Momma
you should not sneek up on a family member, or any one. once I punched my brother in the face. he thought it would be funny to sneak up on me and scare me. I turned around and punched him. gave him a black eye.
ydi for messing with your mom
that ho needs to learn to loosen up. I don't careif the kitchen is her domain or not, a poke for a kick in the balls is no fair trade. should decked her back in the air bags HARD.
next mother's day pretend not to be able to see or hear her, or make sure that she's aware you're off doing other things, maybe do this on her birthday too.
#17 is right. Don't sneak up on anyone really. And your mum probably wasn't aiming for your nuts. She just got lucky and you didn't. Ice them down, big boy. YDI for intentionally annoying her but FYL cos I hear that can hurt a bit.
I pretty sure rule # 2 is double-tap
i hate people that say poke while poking someone. YDI for being such a f a g g o t
whoever said poor parenting skills should shut the **** up. the world is full of high functioning retard assholes because "good" parenting skills. this is exactly what bush did during his childhood, look how that ended up. maybe if momma bush donkey kicked that little shit the country would be in a better spot
who the hell gets random urges just to annoy people.... I'm on your mom's side on this one, you don't deserve your nuts you little prick
ya i agree with 99
Hahaha! You have the best mom ever!!!
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haha and #1 is cardio
just start crying an make her feel bad, that's what I did when I was a little kid
@16 I see what you did thar >_>.
Can you say PMS?
88 and 121 ZOOMBIELAND ftw!
Meant to say 120.. : )
16 best commercial I have ever seen during the superbowl) besides the Favre one
lol ydi op
I pressed YDI as soon as I read, "decided to annoy my mom."
u obviously don't have any
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idk I thought it was hilarious if not expected. Wish more parents were lyk that-w/o the ball kicking part tho xP
this made me laugh my ass off, your mom sounds fun and I'm sure she didn't mean to kick you in the junk!
88- beautiful Zombieland reference.
If you're that bored, how about helping your mom with the dishes instead of being an ass?
Sounds like this would be an episode of Hannah Montana. Only your mom would be played by a feisty grandmother from Texas. **** punching Miley FTW.
haha I know how you feel. I would poke my dad over and over while chanting "dad" then he would slap me.
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good, stop irritating people
If you're that bored, how about helping your mom with the dishes instead of being an ass?