FML : Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could...

Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By J-Sauce - / Monday 20 June 2016 14:54 / Canada - Salmon Arm

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By arano | 29

#6632691 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:58

That's when you politely decline and proceed to boogie out onto the dance floor

By zeffra13 | 29

#6632669 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:39

That's so dumb on their part OP. They knew they didn't want to have a purse on them the whole night, & I'm sure they realized none of the other girls wanted to be the one sitting by themself watching bags. They shouldn't bring stuff they need someone else to watch, especially if it wasn't discussed ahead of time that someone was intended to sit watch it.

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By anyagrande | 31

#6632649 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:20

Friend Zone level: 5000

SpyroMello | 27

#6632851 - Tuesday 21 June 2016 05:18

*6000

KingKralj | 31

#6632943 - Tuesday 21 June 2016 08:20

9001*

TheKingOfHearts | 19

#6632954 - Tuesday 21 June 2016 08:45

LEVELS OVER 9000!!!!!

By ThunderLightTSV | 31

#6632658 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:29

It's then you should've said; "Hey, can I join you?" You might've sounded desperate but it also could've worked.

Welshite | 39

#6632662 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:33

But who would watch his purse?!

Tripartita | 43

#6632668 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:38

Nobody would need to if they'd just use the buddy system! This is exactly what I taught my purse to do, and when it's in groups with other purses, they always have each other's backs.

Welshite | 39

#6632671 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:40

I tried that, but my purse likes to get drunk, wander off, and hire prostitutes. That's the only thing I can figure out by the charges on my bill statement.

By zeffra13 | 29

#6632669 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:39

ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6632763 - Tuesday 21 June 2016 02:08

I agree. Whenever my friends and I went out, we were responsible for our own stuff, unless someone said they'd be sitting it out for a bit.

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6632914 - Tuesday 21 June 2016 07:00

OP was clearly taken advantage of, and it was probably intentional, considering how they handled the situation.

By GregoryStalver_fml | 5

#6632678 - Monday 20 June 2016 11:47

Dude, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that, but when you get to join such a large group of girls by your own, it's not because of your sex appeal, but because they find you completely harmless.