By Dang-ItsDanielle - 07/03/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML
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hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...

This was a much needed laugh for the day Thanks! My wife and I do it doggy style all the time. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead. :P


hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...

metsrule64 0

hahaha great FML

this is hilarious

BadPinkKitty07 0

lol kids say the funniest stuff! when I was little we would call them under-ducks.....

every child that had a swing knows exatly what the under doggie is :)

KingDingALing 9

duck style?

terranada 3

hey it could be worse....u could be a guy lol

MiGman 5

75 yeah under ducks because you pretty much have to duck so you don't get completely decked by whoever is in the swing

when i was a kid at my school we called em under dogs.

I had to Google and watch a Youtube video to understand what this is. I've been swinging my whole life.

I wouldn't be too concerned, I'm sure the other parents in the park understood... kids say stuff like that all the time.

vitaminsandminer 0

hahahaha woww, i remember doing under doggies when i was young, too bad that happened in public soo awkward

Ouch. That's an FYI alright. So cute and horrifying at the same time!

your daughters pimpin.

itman3456 0


that is hilarious. i'm not saying you deserve it, but its still hilarious. try thinking of a different name

may_cause_fail 0

XD That is hilarious. Not an FML though. :]

LMFAOOOO , i agree with #2 its not that bad . its funny :P

Kids say the darnedest things.

haha i did that when i was younger, my parents now tell that story to all their friends my friends and famly members that will listen