By kids say the darnedest things - 19/07/2014 02:56 - United States - Denver

Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

In her defence, 3 kisses and a hug sounds like too much work..

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juturnaamo 29

Damn inflation. I remember being able to ride on my dad's shoulders for hours for 1 hug.

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1dvs_bstd 41

In her defence, 3 kisses and a hug sounds like too much work..

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RokNRoll11 9

More work than walking?

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Dawminator 16

Also in her defense that everybody gets embarrassed if they have to kiss their mothers in public.

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euphoricness 28

She's three years old though, I don't think it'd really matter

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sometimessam 16

It's unfortunate she's already embarrassed by her parents. It only gets worse from there.

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itsalanis 24

Your means of haggling are inferior! :) Sounds like she knows what makes it worth the while.

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loathingloser 14

Awh that's so cute! At least she won't be kissing no boys in the future, OP

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jack_jill05 14

What makes you think this has anything to do with her kissing boys..?

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chosha_fml 26

Depends how far they'll carry her.

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supersquirel500 10

kids these days

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ghostsoul21 12

Ouch.. It's okay, OP. Sometimes kids just like to act out. I was the same way, but I still love my parents dearly.

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chosha_fml 26

#6 Refusing to kiss and hug someone isn't acting out. It's not something a kid 'should' do or be pressured to do, like kissing their grandparents goodbye. Not if you want to raise a kid that knows what giving consent really means.

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juturnaamo 29

Damn inflation. I remember being able to ride on my dad's shoulders for hours for 1 hug.

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Metagame 12

Next time, you need to take a different negotiation approach.

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gracehi 31

She only has so many kisses to give. Geez. That's what happens when you price gouge.

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DocBastard 38

Smart girl - she doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

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PenguinBitch 43

3 kisses? I'll do 1 kiss, and the hug is pushing my limits.

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