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Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:18 / Sweden

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By anglcdvl89 | 0

#237217 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

So THAT'S how they say hi in China? No wonder that country is overpopulated...they're just a friendly peoples...

By wutupbruh | 0

#237194 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

does hi mean something weird in chinese?

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By 24788 | 6

#237192 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

I would stomp that kids face in.

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QuickSilv3r777 | 0

#1860702 - Saturday 18 December 2010 11:04

fuck that shit up nigga!!

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eyez_lay_low1921 | 0

#2394093 - Saturday 23 April 2011 23:06

sharing is caring, right? lol

By wutupbruh | 0

#237194 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

does hi mean something weird in chinese?

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blkwhtrbbt | 0

#812142 - Sunday 31 January 2010 10:24

no. just a generic greeting. hi means nothing strange in Chinese.

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dmin67 | 0

#1293651 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:55

he was probably like "hi, wanna suck my dick?" and she was like yeah, and shes a whorey bitch and doesnt want her bf to find out? lol. jk. this forum shit is retarded. i hope some fuck tard bitch mods me. XD

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Aim4thebullseye | 4

#1946713 - Sunday 9 January 2011 17:44

"Chinese" is not a language, although mandarin and Cantonese are and hi still means hi in those languages

By DeadMansCrack | 4

#237200 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

That sucks..

By BaldOuting | 0

#237201 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:05

does she know you knew him?

By Ilovelife07 | 0

#237207 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:05

wow, that kid needs a beating

By pwnstar_qc | 0

#237209 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

lol i would punch your friend if i were you :P

By levitate | 3

#237216 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

Maybe he finished saying hi & moved onto better things (:

By anglcdvl89 | 0

#237217 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

So THAT'S how they say hi in China? No wonder that country is overpopulated...they're just a friendly peoples...

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gymtanlaundry | 0

#932536 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:10

looooll!!!!!!!
win!

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WaltzingPhanthom | 23

#6269587 - Wednesday 22 April 2015 8:13

Lol? That's actually pretty insulting. I demand an apology.

By amamdieex3 | 0

#237224 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:07

HAHAHAH!

By wafflemonger | 0

#237249 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:11

I wish I could meet your girlfriend, your girlfriend who lives in China.

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