V8s blow

You should've done what I do; tape TM-46 Russian anti-tank mines to my bumper. No one ever crashes into my car and of they did, they won't again!

Shorty you crazy.

13- yeah because you won't have a car

11- I think he's referring to the drink

If this was Louisiana I would blame Bobby Boucher

This sounds like a fender render to me.

27- Awesome.

My question is how the fuck do you lose control of a lawn mower? That takes some serious skill, or lack there of.

The guy mowing the lawn had another of these famous daydreams that occur when breathing fresh grass emmanations for an extanded period. True story.

I'm guessing he was drunk.

2- I'm pretty sure the Doc does not drive a lawnmower.

Eh, he might have paid for it. I don't know about 4 though.

^ That was clever.

Ah sorry, I forgot to put my clever shoes on earlier.

Some people just can't drive slow. But they can sure as hell weave in and out of traffic on the highway doing 90 mph.

15- Oops, didn't mean to cut you off...

Me too!

"But you don't have to cut me off!".... >.>

Trues questions are : how man butt cheeks are on your lawnmower, and why aren't you providing us any pictures of it?

I can not believe how many typos are in my previous comment. Thx, iPhone keyboard :)

How man...y butt cheeks? Usually just the two. As far as the photos go...I would take some but I heard that's how you lose control and hit parked cars on those things.

Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem

Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem

If your trying to get compensation with that argument you should just file a lawsuit against the company

Non-actual cars are much better.

8- Your comment made me laugh hard.

17 who, the guy who told him the news should be fired?