Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML
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28/9/2011 15:53
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Kyzahhh
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I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower
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techweed
| 12
That bastard should pay for it
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pandapoopDX
| 0
should of had a v8
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shorty1911
| 0
V8s blow
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BagleHead
| 6
You should've done what I do; tape TM-46 Russian anti-tank mines to my bumper. No one ever crashes into my car and of they did, they won't again!
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pineapplefiend
| 13
Shorty you crazy.
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skata
| 4
13- yeah because you won't have a car
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MagicallyFat
| 12
11- I think he's referring to the drink
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enonymous
| 8
If this was Louisiana I would blame Bobby Boucher
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nolarboot
| 10
This sounds like a fender render to me.
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KiddNYC1O
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27- Awesome.
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techweed
| 12
That bastard should pay for it
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13FTW
| 9
My question is how the fuck do you lose control of a lawn mower? That takes some serious skill, or lack there of.
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Fruit_Dealer
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The guy mowing the lawn had another of these famous daydreams that occur when breathing fresh grass emmanations for an extanded period. True story.
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illmatic2
| 16
I'm guessing he was drunk.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
2- I'm pretty sure the Doc does not drive a lawnmower.
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Senior29
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didnt he pay 4 the damage?
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tylersign
| 11
Eh, he might have paid for it. I don't know about 4 though.
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XKXKKXK
| 10
^ That was clever.
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tylersign
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Ah sorry, I forgot to put my clever shoes on earlier.
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Kyzahhh
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I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Some people just can't drive slow. But they can sure as hell weave in and out of traffic on the highway doing 90 mph.
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KiddNYC1O
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15- Oops, didn't mean to cut you off...
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LucyGucy
| 7
Me too!
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stevenJB
| 25
"But you don't have to cut me off!".... >.>
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yamatelle
| 19
...and then two days, we hear that the lawnmower guy got "accidentally" hit by a car. What are the odds...
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TraceCase_
| 19
That's hard to do. If you even lift one butt cheek off my mower, it shuts off. What a dumbass!
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Fruit_Dealer
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Trues questions are : how man butt cheeks are on your lawnmower, and why aren't you providing us any pictures of it?
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Fruit_Dealer
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I can not believe how many typos are in my previous comment. Thx, iPhone keyboard :)
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TraceCase_
| 19
How man...y butt cheeks? Usually just the two.
As far as the photos go...I would take some but I heard that's how you lose control and hit parked cars on those things.
As far as the photos go...I would take some but I heard that's how you lose control and hit parked cars on those things.
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dusthawg
| 4
Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem
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dusthawg
| 4
Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
Demand compensation OP. You know it was the guy who they hired to mow the lawn and security basically confirmed it, so...
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deadrising084
| 1
If your trying to get compensation with that argument you should just file a lawsuit against the company
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nater535
| 7
At least he wasn't driving an actual car.
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
Non-actual cars are much better.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
8- Your comment made me laugh hard.
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thijskrol
| 0
drive a car into hia lawnmower
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Get that guy fired.
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EvilPotato
| 14
17 who, the guy who told him the news should be fired?