Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML I agree, your life sucks 39485 I agree, your life sucks 39485 You deserved it 9543 You deserved it 9543 1 2 4 55 By orely44 / Friday 8 March 2013 14:13 / France - Rez
By sharond23 | 10 #7592608 - Tuesday 30 January 2018 15:29 your cat was bullying you? I guess youre a pussy too. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By sharond23 | 10 #7592608 - Tuesday 30 January 2018 15:29 your cat was bullying you? I guess youre a pussy too. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
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