Animals, Cats and Heartbreak: Sorry little buddy - FML

Sorry little buddy

By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 November 2022 17:02

You should have called in to work and tell them you were going to be late. Priorities, people! Priorities!

Jeeper 9

Wednesday 23 November 2022 17:48

Absolutely, COL is a valid reason to call out of work.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 November 2022 17:02

You should have called in to work and tell them you were going to be late. Priorities, people! Priorities!

Jeeper 9

Wednesday 23 November 2022 17:48

Absolutely, COL is a valid reason to call out of work.

cacheson 41

Wednesday 23 November 2022 17:54

Shouldn’t have let him get comfortable…

D J's MOM 14

Thursday 24 November 2022 13:49

AAWWWW. I'm sorry. I commend you for the love you obviously have for your baby. just come home from work with a special treat and all will be forgiven. 😁

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