Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
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Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, during my daily jog, a gate in my local park, which has been stuck open by weeds and overgrown grass for at least 6 years, was apparently weeded and properly closed yesterday. I hit that thing at full speed, flipped over it, and landed on my head with total strangers laughing at me. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
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libbyson 5
Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok
BulletStreet 0
and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD
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Comments (94)
sinergy 0
LOL! Love the username. A7X ftw!
amaranthphantom 0
big deal, laugh it off and everyone will laugh with you and tease you about it. No one's gonna be like "ugh, that kid's a douche...he ran into a fence..." College is cool like that.
gigi2009 0
nice :)
LifeSux19 0
Hey thats the best way to make friends. They will always remember you as the dude who ran into the fence.
chowyuk 0
wow here I thought only 13 y.o girls wrote fmls on how they got hurt trying to fit in. atleast he didn't say while trying to be cute.....
RustyShackelfurt 0
YDI yourself for playing ultimate frisbee, FAG.
alecofosho 0
way to be an ignorant ********. youre not athletic enough to play ultimate so you have to trash it. youre the coolest!
RustyShackelfurt 0
Your exactly right! I am VERY overweight, play world of warcraft 24/7, and have no friends whatsoever. I mean, I would love to be friends with some ******** who tries to show off playing ultimate Frisbee and runs into a ******* fence. How am I being ignorant? I know ultimate frisbee is for fags. Your not ignorant for thinking UF is cool, your an idiot because you should know better.
Romans138 0
Ultimate frisbee is not a fag sport. I'm not calling WOW either because I like video games. I'm calling you out to get up off your fat ass and try the sport before you call it a fag sport.
RustyShackelfurt 0
I have watched it, it is a fag sport to the Nth degree. Smelly, nasty, hippies and acne covered dweebs play it and try to pass it off as a sport, it's not, FAG SPORT.
bosshaug 0
Haha ydi but I did the same thing playing football
Himo_Hiryo 0
Dang. That was an Epic Fail...
dandelion_daisy 0
woo ultimate!!
Than_fml 0
Well, at least you made new fiends.