Health: Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new...

By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By WasntMe - 17/07/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

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libbyson 5

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

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alecofosho 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:42

wow all you nay-sayers. try playing ultimate for once. you wouldnt last 2 points. ignorant/unathletic queers.

dude_stfu 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:22

LOL!!! ultimate is so easy. What a dumb ass

coffeerio 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:19

Wow, I didn't realize a debate about Ultimate Frisbee could become so heated! PS- Love the name RustyShacklefurt. You are pretty much awesome.

icertainlysuck 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:33

id have put YDI, but ive done worse

Music_Is_Life11 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:42

Ultimate Frisbee is a awesome game but yu should not play near a fence cuz you could lose your frisbee but don't worry i've been there done that but with a brick wall :)

soccerfreak009 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:43

FRESSSHHMAAANNNN haha loser

youdontdeserveit_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:16

ydi for playing ultimate i agree with those people haha. FACT: Ultimate Frisbee was a sport invented by college hippies in order to give them a feeling of being athletic as it is the only sport they can play because there not bright enough for chess

Romans138 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:32

Ultimate is an intense sport. People who say its not should get up and try it. And America wonders why it is the most obese country.

nofyourlife 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:34

you seem very bitter. someone isn't so good at sports i guess...

akells10 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:35

been ther done that...i kno exactly wat u mean

nofyourlife 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:37

don't feel bad. i am an emt at the town my college is in. last fall i picked up a freshman who was trying out for soccer and ran after the ball so hard that she couldn't stop, and ran head first into the goal. she had a concussion and a big gash on her head that required lots of stitches, and her teammates laughed at her...