Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, during my daily jog, a gate in my local park, which has been stuck open by weeds and overgrown grass for at least 6 years, was apparently weeded and properly closed yesterday. I hit that thing at full speed, flipped over it, and landed on my head with total strangers laughing at me. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
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libbyson 5
Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok
BulletStreet 0
and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD
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Comments (94)
alecofosho 0
wow all you nay-sayers. try playing ultimate for once. you wouldnt last 2 points. ignorant/unathletic queers.
dude_stfu 0
LOL!!! ultimate is so easy. What a dumb ass
coffeerio 0
Wow, I didn't realize a debate about Ultimate Frisbee could become so heated! PS- Love the name RustyShacklefurt. You are pretty much awesome.
icertainlysuck 0
id have put YDI, but ive done worse
Music_Is_Life11 0
Ultimate Frisbee is a awesome game but yu should not play near a fence cuz you could lose your frisbee but don't worry i've been there done that but with a brick wall :)
soccerfreak009 0
FRESSSHHMAAANNNN haha loser
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
ydi for playing ultimate i agree with those people haha. FACT: Ultimate Frisbee was a sport invented by college hippies in order to give them a feeling of being athletic as it is the only sport they can play because there not bright enough for chess
Romans138 0
Ultimate is an intense sport. People who say its not should get up and try it. And America wonders why it is the most obese country.
nofyourlife 0
you seem very bitter. someone isn't so good at sports i guess...
akells10 0
been ther done that...i kno exactly wat u mean
nofyourlife 0
don't feel bad. i am an emt at the town my college is in. last fall i picked up a freshman who was trying out for soccer and ran after the ball so hard that she couldn't stop, and ran head first into the goal. she had a concussion and a big gash on her head that required lots of stitches, and her teammates laughed at her...