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By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By WasntMe - 17/07/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

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libbyson 5

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

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Sasoono 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:50

foresee much friends in your future I do!

ficachi 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:20

I have to play ultimate in pe. cuz me teacher used tobplay it in college

saltypirate 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:14

great way to make friends

ZombieK1SS 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:52

People that are saying you deserve it because you like A7X, are pretty stupid.

ge_fml 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 20:01

I thought you can only take 3 steps in ultimate frisbee.

jaybear13 14

Thursday 9 May 2013 2:04

i dunno

bubbles1107 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 14:49

Sounds like something I would do....

jaybear13 14

Thursday 9 May 2013 1:26

right?

jaybear13 14

Thursday 9 May 2013 2:02

ugh right?

kuzcoandpacha 3

Monday 28 October 2013 19:45

Hey now you have something to talk about and make friends

candiighal1121 14

Saturday 30 November 2013 9:24

Sorry about the fence dude!! but Avenged Sevenfold is total ****** awesome sauce!!!

becccers 14

Monday 26 January 2015 4:45

Maybe you should have watched where you were going, yeah?

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