Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, during my daily jog, a gate in my local park, which has been stuck open by weeds and overgrown grass for at least 6 years, was apparently weeded and properly closed yesterday. I hit that thing at full speed, flipped over it, and landed on my head with total strangers laughing at me. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
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libbyson 5
Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok
BulletStreet 0
and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD
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Comments (94)
jmikes 0
lol, I was playing ultimate frisbee one time and I broke my ankle! it's a dangerous game! =P
anonymsspermdonr 0
rolf ultimate frisbe shud require the players wear helmet shoulder pads n an athletic supporter
kayleighcontrol 7
YDI for being such an attention seeker.
bravin456 0
Dude i totally know what u mean i did that once but it was in football i caught it but got stuck upside down
Qup 0
it always happens that when someone is "trying" to make a good impression, they fail- miserably. stop trying so hard and you won't look like an ass
jayman662 0
YDI for playing ultimate frisbee....bro..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Do you know what I've discovered about myself since I've been in college? I am SO all about ultimate frisbee. *smash* Oh nooo! Did that hit crazy stairs?!
Nothingness1 3
HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL.
ity_07 0
Maybe you go to my college.... We have Ultimate Frisbee here all the time
im4evaonyomind 0
This will totally help you make friends. If you have a good sense of humor I'm sure they'll remember this and love to joke around with you about it pretty much forever, lol.