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By  SHAMUS_the_WITTY  |  18

Are they American? If so, start them off with a 16 trillion dollar debt.

By  buck33  |  14

No. The European union isn't actually real, it is simply a coverup of Russia's world domination plan. Russia secretly owns all of those countries and forced them together to make an economic powerhouse, which will then form with Russia, which has been under the radar. Once Russia is the biggest, most powerful country, they will contact the aliens that built the Egyptian pyramids and ask them for their advanced technology. To resist, the North and South American countries, with USA as their leader, will form the American Union. Then there will be a nuclear war between all of the continents, resulting in the melting of Antarctica. Australians, however, converted the whole continent if Australia into a space ship and they leave to mars. Most of the world will be flooded, except for the highest mountains, the Himalayas. The only survivors will be the Sherpas. Then, from the Bermuda Triangle, there will be a special nuclear toxin causing the bodies in the water to become swimming zombies. The Sherpas will be safe from these zombies because of their cold environment. After the zombies die off, the Sherpas will evolve to become fish-humans. They will build an underwater Atlantis, and in there they will survive the worlds next ice age. Today's society will be forgotten by then. Then the world returns to the way it was, and Panem is born. Thus, the Hunger Games. So who cares about money?

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By  SHAMUS_the_WITTY  |  18

Are they American? If so, start them off with a 16 trillion dollar debt.

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  weatherxveins  |  29

That doesn't make it totally impossible that at least one of the friends is of American origin. People move and travel a lot.

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  buck33  |  14

No. The European union isn't actually real, it is simply a coverup of Russia's world domination plan. Russia secretly owns all of those countries and forced them together to make an economic powerhouse, which will then form with Russia, which has been under the radar. Once Russia is the biggest, most powerful country, they will contact the aliens that built the Egyptian pyramids and ask them for their advanced technology. To resist, the North and South American countries, with USA as their leader, will form the American Union. Then there will be a nuclear war between all of the continents, resulting in the melting of Antarctica. Australians, however, converted the whole continent if Australia into a space ship and they leave to mars. Most of the world will be flooded, except for the highest mountains, the Himalayas. The only survivors will be the Sherpas. Then, from the Bermuda Triangle, there will be a special nuclear toxin causing the bodies in the water to become swimming zombies. The Sherpas will be safe from these zombies because of their cold environment. After the zombies die off, the Sherpas will evolve to become fish-humans. They will build an underwater Atlantis, and in there they will survive the worlds next ice age. Today's society will be forgotten by then. Then the world returns to the way it was, and Panem is born. Thus, the Hunger Games. So who cares about money?

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  SpikyG  |  3

41 - you forgot to add when France starts crying in front of aliens begging then not to hit Paris. French people in 1940s. German's bitches.

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  ManicGypsy  |  20

I was so going to say that!

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Proportionally according to the IMF greeces debt is 160% of their gdp while the US owes 103%. Also i dunno about greece but a huge (about half i believe) amount of the US's debt is owed from one gov bureaucracy to another

By  failbeast  |  3

That's really racist of them. But still funny.

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  Bright_Lights  |  14

Thankyou! Hate it when people jump on the 'racist' card when talking about nationalities. People are so quick to try and be PC. Not saying what the friends did was right, but obviously it was in jest and no ill harm was meant.

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  Isandri  |  29

this is not racism, Greece is the only ueropean country that has recently failed to deliver proper fiscal and monetary policy:P but it's a funny joke anyway :)

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  Sulphuric_Glue  |  16

It's not racism, it's lightheartedly mocking the country of Greece and its national stereotype. All countries have negative national stereotypes. The French are the cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Us British are the tea-drinking imperialists. Americans are fat patriots who hate Muslims. Somalians are pirates. Greeks are people selling dodgy kebabs out of a van who have loads of debt.

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  lilhellian  |  26

This is why I don't play it.. Unless there's a good reward.. If ya know what I mean...

By  BadApple88  |  29

You need new friends

By  FMLTuna  |  6

That's hilarious lol. They should have given you special cards too like "the angry citizens have burned down your most expensive state you elitist pig".

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  deadlydeadd  |  2

Killed it...

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  weatherxveins  |  29

Someone should create political monopoly where everyone starts the game in the financial state of their country of origin. Sounds just ridiculous and offensive enough to be a bestseller.

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  FMLTuna  |  6

14 fite me 1v1 i swear ill wrek u i swear on my mum's life and i know u are scard

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  cradle6  |  13

For OP, since they're all European, and part of the EU, they all get to share in horrible debt! At least Germany is there to sorta counterbalance!

By  olpally  |  32

Monopoly is some serious shit. Do not pass go do not collect $200! Lol.

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