YATZEE!

You must be ******* boss at that game. Marry someone up to par. I gotta see this.

How is it even possible, signal ur marriage is a sham

At least you didn't get married over yatzee. That would have been worse... "oh honey! You are so good at yatzee! The way you throw dice is sooo sexy!"

I only hope for the sake of humanity you two were drunk or high. Otherwise don't "breed" hatred in this world.

It's just an excuse. He's wanted to leave her ass for a while now, because he prefers the game 'Clue'.

Meh, it probably wasn't even about the game. The game was a catalyst for a growing problem. Seek help now, OP.

I bet his wife is looking for any excuse to leave him

hahahaha! when my sisters & I used to play barbies together, there would be total chaos. World War III happened at my house!

I played Operation with my wife. Sold her kidneys and liver on the black market. Rest of her I fed to my hungry hungry hippos. At least it didn't end up in divorce.

Mine either.

I told my wife I was Sorry for causing so much Trouble but all she would do was tell me to get a Life. I decided I would Go Fish to give her some time to cool off, but even that didn't work. The Frustration just kept on building and she even got mad at me when she stepped on a Mouse Trap I had set up. Guess Who left me for another man? I suppose I didn't have a Monopoly on her love like I thought...

Damn, Mouse Trap. That shit took more time to set up than to play the game.

Nice one there, 94.

Umm ow. But ok

Could've sworn it was spelled Yahtzee..... That game never ended well at my house. Someone always got pissed and walked away,

If you guys played Call of Duty together, You'd order hits on each other.

114, you're right. it is spelled Yahtzee

the german version is called Nahtzee

Wanna hear a joke Justin Bieber

Does OP live in South Park?

I love you.

or a weak marriage

weak marriage is an understatement lol

Now youll get a divorce over an FML

if you two were about to get a divorce over yahtzee, then you really need a divorce.

No, you really need to BACK DOWN! It takes two people to have an argument. You need to stop trying to win petty little battles that don't matter.

Yatzee!!!

#70, maybe they could try marriage counseling first? You know, rather than just give up like most people do nowadays?

Haven't we all. After half an hour, monopoly sucks.

Or Call of Duty...

About who gets the car/:

excuse me, I believe it's spelled Yahtzee.

I played UNO with a Mexican once. He kept all the Green Cards.

Link?

Why do people have to lie? Hmm #6 why do people have to lie? Dick.

That doesn't even make sense..? Or is it just me..?

OP (you) and his wife sound like all the people who comment "DUMP HIM" on here (FML) for the the dumbest reasons.

Did that clear up my comment? It made sense to me but it could just be because I knew what I was thinking

Yes! Haha, it's like 2am here, and I'm a little out of it! Thanks for clarifying(:

Yeah same time here. I should've made it more obvious the 1st time

Sorry for thumbing down your first comment; I'm on iOs, and so I just saw the comment alone and thought it was dumb, but after reading the explanation I liked it, but I can't change thumbs. So I thumbed up your other comments, if it makes you feel any better.

Haha that's ok man. If you didn't know what I was thinking it does look dumb. I've realized that quite a bit of my comments are like that

Don't worry about it(: posting comments and reading comments at 2am, can get difficult! Haha

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ur a dumbass

I think that was the point of this comment. Or maybe I'm just giving them too much credit