benjamn

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About Benjamn
I'm not a creeper....maybe.
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Benjamn's FML badges

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    9%

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    67%

  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    10%

  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    50%

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%

  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%

  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%

  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    187%

  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%

  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    25%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    98%
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Benjamn's favorite FMLs

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.