Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
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ICastillo
| 24
Fucking Klingon whores, they'll get you in trouble.
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laurenlovesjb
| 20
Aww I'm sorry:( My parents always argue over the stupidest things too! But if your girlfriend really loves you, she won't let that ruin your relationship:)
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laurenlovesjb
| 20
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happle
| 21
Seriously. My mom or my boyfriend's dad will say the weirdest shit, but it doesn't affect us too much afterwards.
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T9FTW
| 20
But Selena doesn't really love YOU, huh?
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raider27
| 7
What is the difference between Klingon Monopoly and regular Monopoly?
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lilhellian
| 26
Names of the places, the pieces, the cards, and where it takes place.
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raider27
| 7
#42- thanks :) is it like an adult themed Monopoly or something like that?
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lilhellian
| 26
They have a version of that, but this isn't it, this is for trekkies or last minute gifts pretty much.
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raider27
| 7
Thanks again 45
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audrey_taylor
| 4
That sounds like a great night to me!
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chell1894
| 13
Yeah that argument actually kind of counts hilarious to listen too. If I was in your girlfriend's shoes I probably wouldn't have cared and just tried not to giggle.
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fmlerday19722
| 2
Sounds like something that might happen with my family :) everybody has crazy families
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honeybadgerr
| 9
Hahaha your family is awesome OP. if I was your girlfriend I would ask for an adoption
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choppedfisher
| 0
24-so she could commit incest?
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honeybadgerr
| 9
Seriously 24... Do you not understand sarcasm...?
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kyleekay
| 25
65- Are you talking to yourself? YOU were commenter #24.
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Honeybadger talks to himself cause Honeybadger don't give a shit.
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honeybadgerr
| 9
Hahaha 70 omgsh.. I'm too tired over here. Thanks for pointing out my mistake
73- you get me ;)
73- you get me ;)
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turkturkington
| 13
...every family has its endearing quirks, I suppose...
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kyleekay
| 25
3- They do, and if a family claims to have no quirks, it just means they are REALLY good at hiding them.
Personally I'd prefer to have a quirky family than a boring one.
Personally I'd prefer to have a quirky family than a boring one.
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newbiehere99
| 6
Yes I agree! This is why I always save my "Get out of free" cards.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Shoulda had a v8!
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IAmNotAnAnimal
| 9
no.
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lilhellian
| 26
In what way would this make a difference?
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Well you see, v8 is always known to put people in a good mood. With v8 in the picture, the parents would have been happily going about their game without so much as an utterance of said Klingon Hooker Homewreckage. Thus Op's girlfriend would peacefully sip her v8, enjoying the calm, family-friendly entertainment, eventually reaching such a state of euphoria from the blissfully delicious vegetable concoction that she would grow to fall in love with the Klingy family, ensuring a fantastic night for all parties involved. And that, my friend, is why he "shoulda had a v8."
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lilhellian
| 26
When you say v8 I think of the facepalm. Honestly this would have worked better if you had a direct tv situation.
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senor_awesome
| 14
V8 could've been present in the form of a bloody mary
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ebonyirony
| 29
Shit I want that game.
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connerwonner
| 7
Just get regular Monopoly
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
Monopoly is much more fun in the original Klingon.
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Jonaahhhh
| 12
You should have been the Klingon diplomat and saved the day.
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sugarshane007
| 20
And this is why Trekkies have a bad name! Next time your dad will think twice about cheating with that Klingon whore though.
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ICastillo
| 24
Fucking Klingon whores, they'll get you in trouble.
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bitch_pleez
| 10
Not sure if the fucking was meant as an adjective or verb in that comment, but it works well both ways. Well played sir.
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ICastillo
| 24
Yeah man that's how you get the grammar nazis pissed.
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tsent8
| 15
Woah! His post AND his comment both had perfect grammar! You have much to teach me master.
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ICastillo
| 24
Sir don't let them fool you, I mess up a lot.
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lilhellian
| 26
47 He hired a personal English professor to correct his grammar!
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ICastillo
| 24
Are you the one I hired? How do you know that? No one was supposed to know.
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lilhellian
| 26
Nope. I'm from the C.I.A. we were monitoring your Facebook page, I saw it on there and I decided to expose you.
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ICastillo
| 24
Oh shit um I'll be right back.... I have to go do something real quick.
*deletes Facebook*
*deletes Facebook*
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tsent8
| 15
Too late I'm officer Briggs from the C.I.A your coming with me.
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lilhellian
| 26
Hurry up before the boys at the F.B.I. come after him for his Twitter!
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dude1122332
| 9
Juice anyone?
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ICastillo
| 24
Fuck your juice I'm outta here.....and #67 it's You're*
*runs away laughing*
*runs away laughing*
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lilhellian
| 26
*Shoots out in the ass with my photon blaster!*
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lilhellian
| 26
you** not out
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tsent8
| 15
Damn grammar nazis! Taze him!
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Accuraxy
| 10
If she really likes you she won't not come over or talk to you again just because of something your parents did.
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Airman1988
| 9
Sheldon would be so disappointed.
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killer6969
| 16
I see what you did there