By Eganstein - United States - Denver
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
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  chell1894  |  13

Yeah that argument actually kind of counts hilarious to listen too. If I was in your girlfriend's shoes I probably wouldn't have cared and just tried not to giggle.

  kyleekay  |  25

3- They do, and if a family claims to have no quirks, it just means they are REALLY good at hiding them.

Personally I'd prefer to have a quirky family than a boring one.

  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Well you see, v8 is always known to put people in a good mood. With v8 in the picture, the parents would have been happily going about their game without so much as an utterance of said Klingon Hooker Homewreckage. Thus Op's girlfriend would peacefully sip her v8, enjoying the calm, family-friendly entertainment, eventually reaching such a state of euphoria from the blissfully delicious vegetable concoction that she would grow to fall in love with the Klingy family, ensuring a fantastic night for all parties involved. And that, my friend, is why he "shoulda had a v8."