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By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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brookenicolee29 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Well at least you know what his thoughts consist of

rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:02

Now his family knows what you guys like to do

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:07

Maybe you should have a sit down with him and lay down the rules

photographer49 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:07

I think the only rule is you can't talk, you have to act everything out. So I don't know what rules OP is supposed to her boyfriend.

bethers_ 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:09

Sounds like you're dating a smart one..

EarlFug 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:09

Prostate!!

simply_chan3l 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:32

Lol! Sounds like someone forgot he's in the same room as Op father

SideOfTheAngels 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:33

I don't wanna know how he mistook that for fingering. Actually...

MalcolmRodrigues 9

Sunday 22 March 2015 13:26

why not? i quite find them similar...

SideOfTheAngels 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:13

Hence the "actually...."

ballbags 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:44

Oh the days of teenage love. Remember when that was a huge accomplishment just fingering a girl

amileah13 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:57

Beckoning? That's kind of hard I would think

Miss_Syntax 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:02

Sounds like something my bf would do! Hope his family laughed it off (:

Miss_Syntax 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:09

I misread, I meant your family.

jtfrisch 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:19

In his defense, who the hell would ever guess beckoning?

ClaireBrush 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:31

He wasn't completely off

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